[Football] Eastbourne Borough break in

[happypig]

Anyone know these donuts ?

and to think, if only they'd work masks....

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[Weststander]

Unusually, great CCTV images of the scummers.

They’ll be caught.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I swear I've seen these three wandering around the South Harbour (EB) quite a lot. There's also been a spate of thefts from vehicles round here, too.

Hope they catch the little scrotes, and the girl should know better than to hang around with feckless cockwombles.

 

[Poojah]

Quite impressive that they've had the foresight to obscure the CCTV cameras, but not that any images recorded prior to their interference would remain without obfuscation. I suspect their career in crime may be a short one.

 

[RossyG]

You can tell Spring is in the air as I looked at this photo of someone committing a crime and thought, yeah, I would.

Must be the child-bearing hips.

I wonder if the scrotes used all their glue on the cameras or did they keep a little back to sniff later.

 

[Billy the Fish]

'kin hell.

Glue on the cameras while looking straight into it and some divvy bird tagging along. These lads are clearly the real life embodiment of criminal mastermind Moriarty!

I reckon they'll get a knock on the door before they've has time to watch Neighbours!

 

[BBassic]

I swear I've seen these three wandering around the South Harbour (EB) quite a lot. There's also been a spate of thefts from vehicles round here, too.

Hope they catch the little scrotes, and the girl should know better than to hang around with feckless cockwombles.

Unless she herself is a feckless cockwomble as well

 

[banjo]

 

[Smillie's People]

Yes, not even wearing a face-mask...

 

[banjo]

Yes, not even wearing a face-mask...

Rather ironic really as everyone’s wearing them these days.

 

[sydney]

the cinematography is simply astounding .......***** ....hope they like porridge.

 

[sydney]

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You can tell Spring is in the air as I looked at this photo of someone committing a crime and thought, yeah, I would.

Must be the child-bearing hips.

I wonder if the scrotes used all their glue on the cameras or did they keep a little back to sniff later.

cellulite on a 22 yr old ..........biggest off put going , probably got a minge like a butcher's carpet.

 

[RossyG]

“Yeah, bruv, but why ain’t we wearing no masks, innit?”

“Coz last time we was out on the rob, there was no Corona panoramic, was there?”

“No, bruv, and?”

“Are you fick or what? Back den, right, the robbers wore masks and the normies didn't, yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Yeah, so now there’s a Corona panoramic, the normies are wearing masks which means the robbers...?”

“Aren’t?”

“Bingo, bruv!”

“But is it safe, doh, bruv? I mean, this beer we’ve nicked has Corona on the side and I don’t be wanting to catch nuffin, innit.”

 

[maffew]

they remind me of ...

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

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Nigella has fallen on hard times....

 

[studio150]

The depressing thing is that when these numpties are caught and charged, given the backlog in the Courts they probably won't be sentenced until 2023 which gives them a lot of time to undergo burglar training to improve their skills

 

[Bry Nylon]

N, n, n.

 

[blue-shifted]

If you've been a witness to several brazen, smash and grab, burglaries at a sussex football stadium in the last few weeks, make sure you phone 999

 

[dennis]

Did they steal any cups? Or didn’t they go in the kitchen

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

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You can tell Spring is in the air as I looked at this photo of someone committing a crime and thought, yeah, I would.

Must be the child-bearing hips.

No...just no.