Dunk and Huenemeier please

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

My in depth statistical analysis points firmly to a Dunk/Goldstone partnership.

Dunk: no goals conceded.
Goldstone: no goals conceded.
Greer: 3 goals conceded in five games.
Hunemeier: 2 goals conceded in 3 games.
Rea: 1 goal conceded in 1 game.

So statistically we need to keep Rea and the BFG well away from the team, they leak goals. Greer concedes 0.6 of a goal every game he plays...so he's adequate as cover. But if we play Dunk and Goldstone we won't concede a goal all season and will have the league won by march.

 

[ajwseagull]

Lewis Dunk is magic, he wears a magic hat
he could of gone to fulham, but he said no f*ck that
he'll kick you with his left foot, he'll kick you with his right
and now hes signed for 5 more years i'll sing this song all night, ohhhhhh

cant wait to see the partnership him and uwe create #together