Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
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Still Team #dryrobewanker
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Noticing more and more, idiots wearing the surf changing robe with short sleeves for ease in changing being worn as fashion statement.
Last month during kids football I noticed several parents wearing them in the cold not done up, and shivering in the cold wind.....
Buy a feckin decent coat, prats, more people today out and about in them, just crazy.
They were designed to change on a beach and get your body warm, not show off, look at me I am a chav, looking cool in a modestly priced garment.
Winds me up...
Maybe there are more important things to worry about, but come on, tell me it's not just me.
[MENTION=11350]LamieRobertson[/MENTION] have you got one?
In pink
Ps why is this thread under politics?
Because I’m thinking of starting a political party to banish this horrible trend, suggested names on a post card please.
Failing that as per the serial killer thread you could have a very specific victim profile.
As a bonus you would also have a very catchy and readily identifiable nickname, the first part of which is a given, but we need to wait to discover your modus operandi before making any rash decisions on the second part of your sobriquet.
Thinking about it there doesn't even have to be any direct human harm caused and you could vent your psychopathic fury solely on the garment itself and still be known as The Dry Robe Ripper.
Who needs a coat? I do, and so do millions of others who have to still go to work.Who needs a coat atm? Can't go anywhere ,i've not worn one in 3 months .
Who needs a coat? I do, and so do millions of others who have to still go to work.
My wife has one (all weather swimmer) and loves it. Keeps her toasty warm when working at home in our unheated attic office space.
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Hmmmm, I like it...
The Dry Robe Ripper.
Now all I need is a fancy costume....
You're a clearly a novice in such matters. A balaclava should suffice. You don't want to attract too much attention as you risk ruining the element of surprise.
I can recommend the Trespass Moulder Balaclava currently only £3.99 (rrp £11.99).
It's a multifunctional balaclava and can be worn to show full face or just the eyes and nose (recommended).
It's made from a breathable, quick drying 100% polyester fabric. (Machine wash at 30).
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