Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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He'd have been better off doing this:
Drugging and kidnapping someone who’s ****ed you over and taking them to a back street operating theatre, where the cream of the struck off, medically disbarred surgeons will remove their arms to the shoulder blades and legs to the crotch under general anesthetic, one limb at a time, expertly and carefully so that the arteries that serve the legs and arms can be properly clamped and sealed to prevent loss of life and when that’s done the skin is grafted back over the gaping holes where the ****er’s limbs used to be. After that there are many ways to go. You could dump the head and torso in a dustbin on the street before they regain consciousness, or keep them in their recovery bed until they come round and then smile and tell them it was all a great success and wave at them using one of their arms or kick them in the crotch with one of their legs and then bend over and fart in their face.
Drugging and kidnapping someone who’s ****ed you over and taking them to a back street operating theatre, where the cream of the struck off, medically disbarred surgeons will remove their arms to the shoulder blades and legs to the crotch under general anesthetic, one limb at a time, expertly and carefully so that the arteries that serve the legs and arms can be properly clamped and sealed to prevent loss of life and when that’s done the skin is grafted back over the gaping holes where the ****er’s limbs used to be. After that there are many ways to go. You could dump the head and torso in a dustbin on the street before they regain consciousness, or keep them in their recovery bed until they come round and then smile and tell them it was all a great success and wave at them using one of their arms or kick them in the crotch with one of their legs and then bend over and fart in their face.