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[Albion] Don’t we know this idiot ?
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aftershavedave
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Lasted 1-32 what a tool, and more fool the audience
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For the benefit of any NSC newcomers, Tim Hodges has always been a joke on here, albeit a painfully unfunny one.
Of course, even more pitiful would be if the OP actually was Tim Hodges publicizing his latest vanity project.
But in fairness to Tim, it must be a particularly tough time at the moment with his track record in elections.
Withdean in 2019. Hangleton & Knoll in 2023. Still, politics' loss is comedy's gain though. Right? Not quite.
To paraphrase a real comedy genius in Mrs Merton, "Tim, they're not laughing with you..."
Of course, even more pitiful would be if the OP actually was Tim Hodges publicizing his latest vanity project.
But in fairness to Tim, it must be a particularly tough time at the moment with his track record in elections.
Withdean in 2019. Hangleton & Knoll in 2023. Still, politics' loss is comedy's gain though. Right? Not quite.
To paraphrase a real comedy genius in Mrs Merton, "Tim, they're not laughing with you..."
Cotton Socks
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F**k off Timmy. There are cyclists needing to be kicked!
Not to mention some lingering fog. 
Justice
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And unconscious
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Hove Bed and Breakfast in da haus!
Falmerfourtickets
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
To be fair it does take some bollocks to attempt standup. But unfortunately, he's about as funny as a burning orphanage.
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I thought he was gone for good?
hart's shirt
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He probably hasn't needed a house as he's clearly been living rent-free in your head ever since you disappeared from NSC.No no no I am Simster and I have a £1m ( Austin Powers face) house
But if he sees this thread, be assured that he'll likely give you a personal update on valuation with a few choice words.
I don't fancy your chances here.
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He’s very awkward and tongue tied on stage, isn’t he.
Terrible.
Terrible.
He looks like fat old **** to me.
For that alone, I'm out.
(HWT. The only fat old **** in Faversham)
FFS. Begone, tiny oaf!No no no I am Simster and I have a £1m ( Austin Powers face) house
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