[Albion] Don’t we know this idiot ?

[Falmerfourtickets]

 

[aftershavedave]

Lasted 1-32 what a tool, and more fool the audience

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

 

[Triggaaar]

Does the comedy course do refunds?

 

[hart's shirt]

For the benefit of any NSC newcomers, Tim Hodges has always been a joke on here, albeit a painfully unfunny one.

Of course, even more pitiful would be if the OP actually was Tim Hodges publicizing his latest vanity project.

But in fairness to Tim, it must be a particularly tough time at the moment with his track record in elections.

Withdean in 2019. Hangleton & Knoll in 2023. Still, politics' loss is comedy's gain though. Right? Not quite.

To paraphrase a real comedy genius in Mrs Merton, "Tim, they're not laughing with you..."

 

[Papak]

Probably funny after 24 bottles of very strong cider...

 

[Cotton Socks]

F**k off Timmy. There are cyclists needing to be kicked! Not to mention some lingering fog.

 

[Justice]

Probably funny after 24 bottles of very strong cider...

And unconscious

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Hove Bed and Breakfast in da haus!

 

[Falmerfourtickets]

Hove Bed and Breakfast in da haus!

No no no I am Simster and I have a £1m ( Austin Powers face) house

 

[Easy 10]

To be fair it does take some bollocks to attempt standup. But unfortunately, he's about as funny as a burning orphanage.

 

[jackalbion]

I thought he was gone for good?

 

[hart's shirt]

No no no I am Simster and I have a £1m ( Austin Powers face) house

He probably hasn't needed a house as he's clearly been living rent-free in your head ever since you disappeared from NSC.

But if he sees this thread, be assured that he'll likely give you a personal update on valuation with a few choice words.

I don't fancy your chances here.

 

[Dick Head]

 

[The Clamp]

He’s very awkward and tongue tied on stage, isn’t he.

Terrible.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For the benefit of any NSC newcomers, Tim Hodges has always been a joke on here, albeit a painfully unfunny one.

Of course, even more pitiful would be if the OP actually was Tim Hodges publicizing his latest vanity project.

But in fairness to Tim, it must be a particularly tough time at the moment with his track record in elections.

Withdean in 2019. Hangleton & Knoll in 2023. Still, politics' loss is comedy's gain though. Right? Not quite.

To paraphrase a real comedy genius in Mrs Merton, "Tim, they're not laughing with you..."

He looks like fat old **** to me.

For that alone, I'm out.

(HWT. The only fat old **** in Faversham)

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

No no no I am Simster and I have a £1m ( Austin Powers face) house

FFS. Begone, tiny oaf!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I thought he was gone for good?

He will be by the morning.

There is room in the sea

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

 

[Jesus Gul]

Fair play for giving it a go Timmy!

Especially with that material. A tough ask