[Humour] Don’t Be Such A Big Girl’s Blouse!

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Caught with your trousers down

In the trouser department

All mouth and no trousers

 

[Norman Potting]

Cobblers children have no shoes

Variation of "..Cobblers children are worst shod..."

 

[lawros left foot]

All mouth and trousers.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I know it as All fur coat and no knickers.

Me too. It's meant as an insult but I always found it rather....intriguing.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Shit in my hat and punch it.

 

[BLOCK F]

Give yourself the curtain treatment..........pull yourself together.

 

[tiberious]

Face like a blind cobblers thumb

 

[zefarelly]

If the hat fits, wear it

Touching cloth

Mid 90's Viz did some stickers, I had one on the back of my scooter ' I'm speeding cos I'm touching cloth'

Turtles head is another good one . . . and dogs eggs.

 

[jonnyrovers]

Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long.

 

[NooBHA]

Wears his heart on his sleeve

 

[marlowe]

https://youtu.be/ZuOhVIEEM4I

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Alla här pratar i nattmössan...

That's easy for YOU to say

 

[Wrong-Direction]

She'll give you a run for your money

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[Wrong-Direction]

F*** that for a game of darts

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[OzMike]

Mutton dressed as lamb.

I tried to say this while drunk once and it came out as 'mutton dressed as labrador'.
Seemed to go down ok I think.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Jacket in........

 

[Jahooli]

His head’s too big for his hat.

Up and down like a bride’s nightie.

Winter drawers on.

If brains were dynamite he didn’t have enough to blow his hat off.

Bossy boots.

 

[zefarelly]

F*** that for a game of darts

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Sod that for a game of soldiers.

Shit for brains

Big Jessie.

 

[Jahooli]

He ran his socks off all game.

Don’t get your bloomers in a bundle. Basil Brush’s kid friendly version of knickers in a twist.

Ants in your pants.

Feathers in your knickers.

Keep everything crossed and wear your lucky pants.

Smarty pants.

 

[dazzer6666]

Wizard’s sleeve