[Humour] Don’t Be Such A Big Girl’s Blouse!

[Baldseagull]

Husband of a newly married couple gets his wife to put his trousers on, then tells her "That's the last time you wear the trousers in this house", She gets him to put her knickers on, then tells him "That's the last time you get in my knickers till your attitude changes"

 

[cloud]

He's a shoe-in

I'll eat my hat

I'll get my coat.

 

[albionfan37]

Turkish wrestlers jockstrap

Got a mouth like Gandhi’s flip flop

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Keep it under your hat but I think I know who wears the trousers in that relationship.

 

[hart's shirt]

Can't think of any for now, so let me put on my thinking cap.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Look at you in your dad's hat

 

[hart's shirt]

At the moment, plenty of us have got to tighten our belts so that we can get by on a shoestring and not be out of pocket.

Meanwhile there are those who have lined their pockets which is below the belt.

They've clearly been involved in cloak-and-dagger dealings.

 

[Stat Brother]

"I said put the kettle on, cloth ears".

This was explained on with such comedy gold as:-

'its over there, cloth eyes'.
'did you drop that, cloth hands'.
'call that a kick, cloth feet'.

Oh the long winter evenings just rolled by.

 

[drew]

You can’t understand someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wearing ones birthday suit.

Fits like a glove.

Wolf in sheeps clothing.

Hot under the collar.

Keep it zipped.

 

[zeemeeuw]

... like a wizard's sleeve.

 

[Sussexscots]

... like a wizard's sleeve.

...or a Clown's pocket.

Sitting here won't buy the baby a new bonnet.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Alla här pratar i nattmössan...

ha ha ha good one..





...what does it mean?

 

[marlowe]

"Does the collar match the cuffs?"

Probably a redundant expression now days as there generally are no "cuffs" given the current popular female trend towards the "brazilian".

Edit: Just discovered it was a concern of James Bond in "Diamonds are Forever"

https://memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/fbbc7bfd-4999-42bc-8db3-8105619f44b6#FC3lw9bRCrq.copy

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Deep pockets short arms

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Not enough use of Toggery

 

[Bakero]

He's a shoe-in

I'll eat my hat

I'll get my coat.

If there's a shoe in shoo in, I'll eat my hat but I fear it's time you did get your coat.

 

[Comrade Sam]

Oompah loompah stick it up your jumper.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Cobblers children have no shoes

 

[dejavuatbtn]

I had this feeling that “Happy as a sandboy” was a bit controversial until I looked it up.