I’ve done Carlisle.
Weekend away staying in Lancaster, ostensibly so we weren’t drinking all the way up on the Saturday.
Drinking competition on the train on Friday instead with a stag party from Milton Keynes going to Blackpool. Night out in Lancaster where @Carrot Cruncher nearly burned down a curry house and another mate climbed a statue.
Three hours sleep later I had alcohol poisoning and couldn’t drink at all on the Saturday. 0-0 draw stone cold sober. Five hour train journey home next to the Tax Man who was at the alternating between Bright Eyes and I Think We’re Alone Now stage. Cab to Stamford Bridge to stay in the Chelsea hotel with Mrs GB who had been there on a corporate jolly.

Weekend away staying in Lancaster, ostensibly so we weren’t drinking all the way up on the Saturday.
Drinking competition on the train on Friday instead with a stag party from Milton Keynes going to Blackpool. Night out in Lancaster where @Carrot Cruncher nearly burned down a curry house and another mate climbed a statue.
Three hours sleep later I had alcohol poisoning and couldn’t drink at all on the Saturday. 0-0 draw stone cold sober. Five hour train journey home next to the Tax Man who was at the alternating between Bright Eyes and I Think We’re Alone Now stage. Cab to Stamford Bridge to stay in the Chelsea hotel with Mrs GB who had been there on a corporate jolly.
