pastafarian
Well-known member
Dogs are horrible. Mainly because of their owners.
They leave their poo on the pavements, they stick their nose & eat in your picnics, they harass & scare your children. They smell, leave their hair everywhere & consume 1/3 of the world's meat & therefore contribute to masses of co2 production & are responsible for global warming.
Like you i have always spuriously blamed the dog after dropping a stinky.,Its quite natural……blaming the dog that is, not the gaseous emission emanating from my climate changing pumps.
In conclusion. Dogs rock.