[Food] Do you stand or sit when wiping your behind after doing a poo?

[Albion my Albion]

I really can't stand to discuss this but arse wiping is important to me.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I have no legs

 

[Chicken Run]

Stand.

 

[Mayonaise]

Really?

 

[dazzer6666]

Stand, otherwise there is no way my butler can access the required area.

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[Bold Seagull]

The important question is wipe from the back or the front?

 

[schmunk]

The important question is wipe from the back or the front?

Spirals from the middle, surely...?

 

[The Clamp]

I don’t sit down in the first place. Just empty my scrudders out at the end of the week.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Who wipes these days? Or should I say - Who persists with smearing their fecal matter around their buttocks with wads of useless paper?

We're not toddlers - wash your asses people, and then wash your hands. Egh!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

#safestanding

 

[Boys 9d]

Squat.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I really can't stand to discuss this but arse wiping is important to me.

You need to up your drugs dose

 

[Trufflehound]

Squit.

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[Gritt23]

I thought standing was the obvious answer, but at the moment we're out-numbered.

Next we'll have people saying they scrunch the toilet paper rather than folding it, before wiping.

 

[mylesfdo]

Combo for me!

 

[Grombleton]

Cartwheeling. usually.

 

[SK1NT]

I am not a big guy but even for me there is no room for me to reach behind between the toilet seat and my bum. I also don't fancy my sleeve rubbing the back of the toilet seat. I want free range of movement to wipe----STAND

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Next we'll have people saying they scrunch the toilet paper rather than folding it, before wiping.

Aah, memories....the thread which somehow brought me into the NSC family in the first place. Happy days

Sit.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Razzoo]

Bidets are surely the way to go. One thing the French got right. (That and killing their Royals off)