do you shag on xmas morning?

[Brighton till i die]

as its the time to be jolly and all that -

will you be getting your jollies first thing on sat morning?

or will the excitment be too much and go stright downstairs to open pressies?

 

[Ding Dong !]

pressies, give me pressies !!!!

 

[Scarface]

I would if I could but not if I am sleeping on my cousin's floor!

 

[Braders]

doubt it

 

[Albion Rob]

I had a massive roiw with my BIRD last night so I reckon sex is going to be right off the agenda for the next week oe so.

 

[Northstander]

Im always up for a bit of "Rumpy Pumpy!"

 

[Brighton till i die]

I had a massive roiw with my BIRD last night so I reckon sex is going to be right off the agenda for the next week oe so.

not after a few xmas eve drinks my friend!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ratso2005]

About ten years ago on Christmas morning I 'did' my missus with a Cadbury's Wispa out of a selection box.

However, I soon discovered that Wispas weren't the best confection for this purpose, as it disintegrated on impact from the heat and moisture...

 

[Brighton till i die]

About ten years ago on Christams morning I 'did' my missus with a Cadbury's Wispa out of a selection box.

However, I soon discovered that Wispas weren't the best confection for this purpose, as it disintegrated on impact from the heat and moisture...

funny as f***.

try with a banana next time bud - works i treat...i've heard!

 

[Braders]

About ten years ago on Christams morning I 'did' my missus with a Cadbury's Wispa out of a selection box.

However, I soon discovered that Wispas weren't the best confection for this purpose, as it disintegrated on impact from the heat and moisture...

* enter your own finger of fudge joke *

 

[Ratso2005]

try with a banana next time bud - works i treat...i've heard!

Only if I get a fruit selection box on Christmas morning.


Besides, my current girlfriend doesn't like bananas...

 

[Northstander]

I have heard crunchies are good, the honeycomb reacts!!! Alegedly!!

 

[Ratso2005]

Maybe it froths up... or starts crackling and popping like Space Dust!

 

[Easy 10]

Lion Bars are excellent, as they also have a lumpy "ribbed" effect.

 

[Northstander]

Yeah that'll be the nuts!!!

 

[Marc]

Double Decker for those "larger" women

 

[Brighton till i die]

Besides, my current girlfriend doesn't like bananas...

thats alright fella - she aint gotta eat it!!

 

[Ratso2005]

I can't really recommend anything with 'solids' such as nuts in. They can be an irritant.

 

[Northstander]

What about the tv remote, with the raised buttons that would give the lady in your life a great sensation!!

 

[Hungry Joe]

This year I plan to completely wrap myself up Christmas eve, naked under the festive paper with just a small breathing hole and tube, and lie in anticipation under the tree. In the morning I will, hopefully, be found and unwrapped slowly and sensually by my ladyfriend and we'll make wild passionate love amidst the pine needles. I imagine the anticipation and limited oxygen supply will give me a huge erection and a massive yuletide climax.