do you shag on xmas morning?

[Dave the OAP]

stop it you lot

What ewver happened to kisses and cuddles?

 

[Northstander]

 

[Brighton till i die]

stop it you lot

What ewver happened to kisses and cuddles?

after i was 12 got a bit bored mate!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I couldn't


But as soon as midnight comes on Christmas night I'm gonna yank me plank like there's no tomorrow!!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

I couldn't


But as soon as midnight comes on Christmas night I'm gonna yank me plank like there's no tomorrow!!!

bet you cant wait!!

 

[caz99]

I couldn't


But as soon as midnight comes on Christmas night I'm gonna yank me plank like there's no tomorrow!!!

 

[Pavilionaire]

My missus is getting up at 05.30 to put the turkey in the oven, and I imagine the bird will be getting a good basting and stuffing a few hours later...

 

[magoo]

Lion Bars are excellent, as they also have a lumpy "ribbed" effect.

Lion bars, ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[BrightonDom]

 

[pasty]

Unfortunately this year, due to having guests, Mrs Pasty's daughter will be sleeping in our room so it's it's probably not a good idea

 

[Easy 10]

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"



Have I gone too far there ?

 

[pasty]

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"



Have I gone too far there ?

Possibly, but
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[Northstander]

*pulls taxi out of garage and leaves engine running*

 

[Marc]

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"



Have I gone too far there ?

*NSC has been shut down over the Xmas period cos some trout who listens to Hartys Phone-in complained about the level of posting, we apologise for the inconvenience and hope to return sometime in the New year - Bozza*

 

[El Presidente]

My wife prefers the new Chunky Kit Kats to having rumpy pumpy with me, on the grounds that a Kit Kat is bigger, tastes better and lasts longer

 

[Northstander]

 

[Le Premier Cru]

This year I plan to completely wrap myself up Christmas eve, naked under the festive paper with just a small breathing hole and tube, and lie in anticipation under the tree. In the morning I will, hopefully, be found and unwrapped slowly and sensually by my ladyfriend and we'll make wild passionate love amidst the pine needles. I imagine the anticipation and limited oxygen supply will give me a huge erection and a massive yuletide climax.

You been 'making a scene with a magazine' too often, my friend.

 

[empire]

deffo,cant start the day off better,mind shes on jam doughnut week,so will have to infuse with a bit of vodka,i then have me own bloody mary!!!plenty of those this xmas

 

[Ding Dong !]

Yes i'm going to goose the bird...before the family arrive !

 

[Hungry Joe]

You been 'making a scene with a magazine' too often, my friend.

I can't deny the truth in that statement.