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Do you or your partner snore ?.



Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Do you or your partner snore ?.

If so , who ?.
 




Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
me, big time. have been to the quacks a few times. having done lots and lots of tests with breathing aparatus etc.... the consultant recommended an operation that would remove my tonsils, the dangly thing at the back of my throat and cut away half of the soft pallette :eek:
he said it wasnt guaranteed to work either.

scrubbed round that idea and keep snoring now :down:
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
The missus! never heard nothing like it.

I've taken to sleeping on the sofa but i can still hear it from downstairs.

:censored: :censored: :censored:
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Does she know the extent of her snoring ???
 






bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
I do, I had my nose broken. So did Mrs BHA though, one of her brothers broke hers.
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
Uncle Spielberg said:
Does she know the extent of her snoring ???

Yeah but she does'nt care as long as she's sleeping.

I get my own back on her when i'm working night's.

If it's cold when I get home I stand outside bare footed for 5 minutes then leg it upstairs & jump into bed.

5 seconds later I've got the bed to myself and it's "goodnight dear, have a good day at work"
 


robbied69

New member
Sep 20, 2005
1,227
North London
Apparently I've been told by one last year that I do. I know I used to have a problem with it years ago, but that got sorted. I'm adamant that I don't. I do sleep talk though.
 




Arthritic Toe

Well-known member
Nov 25, 2005
2,491
Swindon
Me and the misses both snore. A swift kick usually does the trick - for a while at least. Trouble is, we spend all night kicking each other.
 




shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,224
Lewes
Yes I snore very loudly according to Mrs Shingle, and she said it was getting worse.

I've taken to wearing those nose strips every night and Mrs S now says that my snoring is not so loud and its not every breath as it was before
 






Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
My girlfriend, the non-robotic lovely who breathes when she wakes, snores a little during her sleep and rather often during our sexual contests.
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
shingle said:
Is Mrs BHA back on the scene BHA

No but we're still good friends despite it all. To be honest it's as mad as ever there. The Dukes of Hazard crossed with Jerry Springer senario is as it was. Mrs BHA's previous husband died last year (she wasn't told and found out by accdent, he was 38 BTW). She went to his funeral (it was a pauper's funeral as a proper one was well beyond his family's means) and because he was given a coffin that was 10" shorter than he was they cut off his legs and laid them in the coffin on top of his trunk).

The real upshot was that she had to get the Police to intervene as the ex mother in law (who is disabled and can't drive and totally unable to take care of them) wouldn't give her her two youngest kids back. She's now having to sue the woman to her childrens clothes back.

I know it sounds far fetched but that's what its like, I would have gone mad if I was there I'm sure.
 




The Timekeeper

FAT BOY 'NOT' SLIM
Sep 25, 2003
659
At home, the pub,the bookies
sofa fella said:
The missus! never heard nothing like it.

I've taken to sleeping on the sofa but i can still hear it from downstairs.

:censored: :censored: :censored:

Mine too, f***ing Loud! I recorded her one night just to prove a point and she went absolutely ape. I find sticking my diddly in her gob shuts her up.
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,974
The Timekeeper said:
Mine too, f***ing Loud! I recorded her one night just to prove a point and she went absolutely ape. I find sticking my diddly in her gob shuts her up.

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 




shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,224
Lewes
bhaexpress said:
No but we're still good friends despite it all. To be honest it's as mad as ever there. The Dukes of Hazard crossed with Jerry Springer senario is as it was. Mrs BHA's previous husband died last year (she wasn't told and found out by accdent, he was 38 BTW). She went to his funeral (it was a pauper's funeral as a proper one was well beyond his family's means) and because he was given a coffin that was 10" shorter than he was they cut off his legs and laid them in the coffin on top of his trunk).

The real upshot was that she had to get the Police to intervene as the ex mother in law (who is disabled and can't drive and totally unable to take care of them) wouldn't give her her two youngest kids back. She's now having to sue the woman to her childrens clothes back.

I know it sounds far fetched but that's what its like, I would have gone mad if I was there I'm sure.



:lolol: :lolol:
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
shingle said:

Beleve me, there's a stack of stuff like that which totally beggers belief. Just too strange to be made up.
 


itszamora

Go Jazz Go
Sep 21, 2003
7,282
London
I'm told that I do sometimes, and also that I talk rather a lot when I sleep. Usually bullshit, similar to when I am awake.
 


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