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Do you or have you whizzed in a hotel kettle?
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crodonilson
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Just to be clear I have NEVER whizzed, jizzed or pooed in a kettle.
Just to be clear I have NEVER whizzed, jizzed or pooed in a kettle.
Why on earth then do you start such a stupid thread.......
jakarta
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Father of Two Mason, 16
His Mum Whitney, 29
'He's got that LAPD'
Dontcha just love the Sunday Sport?
Wardy's twin
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- Oct 21, 2014
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16 year old father of 2 with a mum aged 29? is this true or just a piss take?
Paris
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'Little shit'
Used to enjoy reading the occasional Daily Sport article when i was younger. Recall one on the subject of Russell Crowe. The said article stated Crowe had 'f**ked off' to his ranch in Australia. A different article discussed another celeb 'chucking his mess up some bird'
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Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Wasn't sure 'til I looked at the last paragraph!
- Jul 7, 2003
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I was thinking about starting one entitled Have You Ever Crapped In A Corby Trouser Press?, but there seems little point now Crodo has done this one.
jakarta
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Perhaps you could start one saying Is Corby Crap? but there would also be little point as the answers would be 100% YES
Sorry to any Northants Seagulls...
- Jul 7, 2003
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Perhaps you could start one saying Is Corby Crap? but there would also be little point as the answers would be 100% YES
Sorry to any Northants Seagulls...
It transpires that, whilst searching the room occupied by the London attacker at Brighton's 41st best hotel, the police did actually seize the Corby Trouser Press, as well as the toilet roll holder. That's being reported by SkyNews this afternoon
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
It transpires that, whilst searching the room occupied by the London attacker at Brighton's 41st best hotel, the police did actually seize the Corby Trouser Press, as well as the toilet roll holder. That's being reported by SkyNews this afternoon
Back in 1990 I had a three month liason with the girl on reception at this very hotel. Should I report this?
Seems like you have.
Yes Chef
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I had a shit in a bidet once, but I was in France so no-one really objected.
Eric Potts
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Sink - Yes . Kettle - FFS , NO.
Baker lite
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not allowed to vote?
but I often have a Sincil in a hotel kettle.
but I often have a Sincil in a hotel kettle.
cloud
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I once worked as a chambermaid at the Ramada Renaissance and every so often there'd be a right shocker of a room to sort out. Some people are really gross.
...do you or have you whizzed in a hotel kettle?
That's one habit that's guaranteed to boil my piss.
el punal
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Piss take? I thought they said he had a shit.