Do you have any personal rules regarding nsc?

[dingodan]

Trust

No

One

(because Illuminati)

 

[seagullondon]

Use the word cunt as much as possible.

Don't use the adjectives "cracking" or "cringeworthy" as that makes you look like a cunt.

Don't use any of these shit putdowns as they also make you look like a cunt:

"Wind your neck in"
"Back off"
"Pipe down"

Why don't you just wind your neck in and pipe down, this thread is cracking and cringeworthy at the same time

 

[seagullondon]

Only listen to tips from Mackenzie

 

[8ace]

Why don't you just wind your neck in and pipe down, this thread is cracking and cringeworthy at the same time

test

 

[SeagullSongs]

Use abbreviations AMAP
Don't take ANYTHING too seriously
Only tell people who you are when you meet them IRL (see point 1)
Store jokes for future use
Never underestimate the size of El Presidente's German porn collection
Hate Palace
Hate SeagullChat
Hate NSP
Hate BBS
Hate homophobic Northerners
Never refuse an opportunity to laugh at Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday

Don't get annoyed when someone posts:
"Nothing to see here, move on!"
or
"End of thread"

This. End of thread.

 

[supaseagull]

Always use the word "fixtures" it baffles newer posters

Add at least one post a day you KNOW is going to wind up another poster, just for the sheer fun of reading their angry responses.

Remember that [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] is the REAL DADDY on HEAR

 

[Daffy Duck]

Always remember that we can get 3 points from a cup game as well.

 

[Muzzy]

Always use the word "fixtures" it baffles newer posters

Add at least one post a day you KNOW is going to wind up another poster, just for the sheer fun of reading their angry responses.

Remember that [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] is the REAL DADDY on HEAR

Don't expect anyone to name their SAUCE.

Don't take the bait from fisherman.

Treat binfests as 'read only' threads.

 

[Everest]

I HAVE THREE
1 DON'T SLAG OFF PLAYERS
2 DON'T SLAG OFF POSTERS
3 ANY POST OVER THREE LINES DON'T BOTHER WITH
What's your own guidlines?

Hmmm. Five lines. Nope, not bothered with this post.

 

[Return of the Rev]

hmmm. Five lines. Nope, not bothered with this post.

already covered

 

[BadFish]

If I'm replying to something or just putting an opinion on a thread; I will more often than not remove my subscription to that thread.
I then just forget about it & don't concern myself with some f***-knuckle's abuse or juvenile attempts at starting an argument.

What a bloody good idea. Don't you still get the notification if someone directly quotes you though?

 

[BadFish]

Don't take it too seriously.
Try not to get called a sanctamonious ****.

I fail miserably at both and whilst i have never been called sanctamonious in real life i often am on here (often called a **** in both!)

I have just realised i am a Keyboard Sanctamonious ****. (Doesn't really roll off the tounge does it?)

 

[Everest]

already covered

Just reinforcing the fact

 

[Ernest]

Make SHORE my spelling is always CORECT

 

[terryberry1]

1. Never slate CMS. He is class.
2. Always support the team win/lose or draw
3. Never intentionally wind people up.
4. Always use spell check to avoid grammar police.
5. Never doubt glenn-murray. He is always right.
6. Never take offense if superbez calls you a moron. Its the only word he knows

 

[Shy Talk]

Just be NICE.

 

[Randsta]

1. What happens on NSC stays on NSC

 

[SeagullSongs]

1. Never divulge all of your personal rules.
2.