Play a headless bass
Cheat on my Mrs. Had it done to me and it's one of the scummiest things you could do to someone you supposedly love and respect.
Lie. One of my biggest peevs is being called dishonest.
Date a woman who smokes.
Buy a half and half scarf.
So you would cheat on your Mrs if the other woman didn't smoke
I suppose not being unfaithful, not stealing and not crossing a picket line would be up there
When I was single, many years ago, I had a list of 'must nots' for next partner.
She must not smoke
Must not be a Tory
Must not be more than 10 years younger
Must not be a lawyer
Must not be overly religious
Must not support Man U (this was in the early days of the PL, it would probably be Big Six if I did it now)
Mrs Gwyland was most amused when I told her the list (after we'd been together sometime), particularly as she'd only given up smoking the year before she met me
Lie - apart from anything else, you have to remember what you lie about.
Vote Conservative - people matter more than money.
Cheat.
Watch Strictly or the Eurovision Song Contest.
Buy anything Dyson - arch hypocrite Brexiter….. and it’s all ridiculously overpriced.
Be a petrolhead.
Listen to the Archers.
Vote Tory
Never use the C word in front of a lady ( and I don’t mean Crystal Palace )
Swear.
I find dropping in a swear word, especially a strong one for no reason, offensive. Why do people swear?
Inserting the f word just for the sake of it. Never done it.
Lend money.
Been duped by 'friends & relatives' once too often.
Smoke.
Strangely I've never smoked.
Do I lead a boring life? No I've money to lead a good life.
Never drink in a pub with a flat roof.