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Do you have a name for your penis?
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Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Mushtaq Ahmed. 
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Man of Harveys said:
Really? Most Ians I've met have been twats.
(Disclaimer: this is not actually true.)
brighton2win
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- Aug 21, 2005
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russel the love muscle or big jim n the twins 
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Vomiting surge worm.
Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Tiny Tim.
Seagull Stew
Well-known member
Richard.
It's a long "Dick"
It's a long "Dick"
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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the beast
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Banned
Meat-seeking pissile.
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i havent named it but 'er indoors has.....
one night after a fair few guinnesses she refered to it as mr floppy
its kind of stuck
one night after a fair few guinnesses she refered to it as mr floppy
its kind of stuck
Lord Bracknell
On fire
When I was about ten, a group of my chums was doing what ten year old boys do - playing about in a patch of woodland down the road. We suddenly found ourselves in the company of a classic dirty old man, who was offering sixpence to any boy who would touch his willy.
Far from being traumatised for life (as, I gather, is what is expected of victims of paedophilia these days), we simply laughed and told him to piss off. Which he did.
My mate Jeff Thomas (who later played football for Newport County ... but that's not important, right now) went home and told his dad about what had happened.
Before long, we all got a visit from the police who showed us their photo album of dirty old men and the perpetrator of this particular outrage was identified, arrested and brought up in front of the beak.
Jeff was called as a witness. The magistrate, anticipating some embarassment about how a ten year old might refer to a thingy, suggested that the term "John Thomas" would do for the purpose of the court case.
"But that's my dad's name", said Jeff.
For some reason, the magistrate then pronounced that it should be called a "Peter".
Far from being traumatised for life (as, I gather, is what is expected of victims of paedophilia these days), we simply laughed and told him to piss off. Which he did.
My mate Jeff Thomas (who later played football for Newport County ... but that's not important, right now) went home and told his dad about what had happened.
Before long, we all got a visit from the police who showed us their photo album of dirty old men and the perpetrator of this particular outrage was identified, arrested and brought up in front of the beak.
Jeff was called as a witness. The magistrate, anticipating some embarassment about how a ten year old might refer to a thingy, suggested that the term "John Thomas" would do for the purpose of the court case.
"But that's my dad's name", said Jeff.
For some reason, the magistrate then pronounced that it should be called a "Peter".
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Karl.
Scotty Mac
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when it is in full flow, federico
Scotty M said:
I gel my pubes to the design of feds hair
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Seagull_Stew said:
That was funny!
simon swagbag
Member
The white torpedo.
Trufflehound said:
Look forward to seeing you at a game
Ian
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
I bet Turkey's has got a name........
http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63728&highlight=Turkey+singing+cock
http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63728&highlight=Turkey+singing+cock