Do you have a name for your penis?

[jonny.rainbow]

I have never christened my man member but have met a fair few people who are on first name terms with theirs.

Am I in the minority on this one?

 

[Les Biehn]

No. I have never given mine a name.

 

[Da Man Clay]

No, Not at all. I havent nick-named mine either.

Its been given a couple of nick-names by girls ive been with though.

 

[Croydonbloke]

No, Not at all. I havent nick-named mine either.

Its been given a couple of nick-names by girls ive been with though.

I thought Mini was more suited to the love hole rather than a mans penis.

 

[Parson Henry]

I thought Mini was more suited to the love hole rather than a mans penis.

I thought you would posted 'Peter Taylor' blokie?

 

[Da Man Clay]

I thought Mini was more suited to the love hole rather than a mans penis.

Ha Ha, Very good.

But the complete opposite im afraid.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I quite like the names Oliver Reed used to use for his: the "wand of lust", "man mallet", "the mighty hammer" etc. HASTY EDIT: But I don't use them myself, I hasten to add!

 

[Les Biehn]

I quite like the names Oliver Reed used to use for his: the "wand of lust", "man mallet", "the mighty hammer" etc. HASTY EDIT: But I don't use them myself, I hasten to add!

Mr Average doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[JAMC]

TANK!

 

[Croydonbloke]

I thought you would posted 'Peter Taylor' blokie?

Well, In most of your eyes he is a big cock so I could go along with that Perry.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Ha Ha, Very good.

But the complete opposite im afraid.

You say it as if i`m intersted, i`m out of here.

 

[tedebear]

Mr Vibrator

 

[Chicken Run]

Crimson toped porridge pistol

 

[Croydonbloke]

Father Christmas.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Purple headed chutney ferrett. Or Clive for short.

 

[Trufflehound]

Catherine Zeta Jones.

 

[Silent Bob]

Everest

 

[Trufflehound]

Thinking of changing it to Hugh or Norma's, because people keep saying to me: "Hey, it's Huge!" or "Wow, that's a Norma's," and who am i to buck popular demand?

And it also goes down better in public than: "Henry the Shiny Helmetted Beaver Cleaver"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ian. No reason, I just like the name. Ian.

 

[chez]

Richie Junior!!!

My ex used to call it my tower of power!!! For some reason I could never get a hard on when she said that, well that and the fact that she was a ginger munter!!!!