What does your company do?
What does your company do?
Blimey.
Having read this thread, I'm going to have to review my policy! In 2013 (not all at Xmas) we will have given:
Each department has a meal out once a quarter, budget £30 pp each time
A Summer party for staff, their partners and their kids. Free food (we bring in 5 external caterers), free drink, 5 external providers of kids' fun things, we hire proper fairground dodgems etc
A Christmas party for staff and their partners. Free food, free bar, two live bands, DJ. Budget £150 pp
A Christmas gift - typically a turkey and three bottles of wine (Champagne, a white and a red). Equivalents for non meat-eaters and teetotallers. Budget £150 pp
A bonus linked to company profitability. N % of salary. Paid in Dec pay packet. 2013, N = 36%.
Plus the tax/NI on the above.
And still some miserable gits moan! Mind you, they won't have the opportunity to moan next year - they won't be around to moan about it!
EDIT: Oh, and we provide free taxis to and from the summer and Xmas parties.
He's a sole trader, he just goes bonkers at Christmas.
Any jobs going spare?
I'm really hoping it's synchronous optical networking
You don't fancy a Hove based employee do you ?
PS - I NEVER moan
We're pretty much always hiring, and will definitely hire a truly exceptional candidate even if we don't have a specific vacancy at the time. Truly exceptional people will get themselves busy anyway.
Typical new employee: Minimum: 2:1 (from a decent uni) in a science/maths/engineering discipline with 3 years post qual experience (unless you're a new graduate joining the trainee scheme). 60% have a Master's; 33% a PhD.
Get a Christmas dinner. We have to pay for it though.
You have just alienated 99% of NSC, thanks for nothing.
PS any char ladies jobs going ?
We're pretty much always hiring, and will definitely hire a truly exceptional candidate even if we don't have a specific vacancy at the time. Truly exceptional people will get themselves busy anyway.
Typical new employee: Minimum: 2:1 (from a decent uni) in a science/maths/engineering discipline with 3 years post qual experience (unless you're a new graduate joining the trainee scheme). 60% have a Master's; 33% a PhD. Some travel involved - 25% -ish - to US and Asia to work with clients. If you're technically very strong that's enough. If you can marry that with an extrovert personality (very rare), you'll have a complete ball.
Plus: admin/marketing/finance/HR etc.
Locations: 4 in the UK, 3 in the US, Singapore, Tokyo, HK, Sydney.
I know.
But, 1% hit rate is about average for our recruitment anyway.
and the char ladies job for Nibble ?