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We close at 1 on the 20th paid for rest of the day, then off to a Brighton restaurant free food and drink until 7. Happy days, last year it was Gars wonder where this year!!
at one point we where colleagues if this is the case, I work for UPS and started about a month before it was taken from lynx ;-)
No, this was Carryfast. Although I have worked for Lynx in the past.
I remember one company I worked at back in the early 90's we got a Turkey + £100.00 bonus.
People used to moan about it.
Mind you, they won't have the opportunity to moan next year - they won't be around to moan about it!
The undying admiration and respect of the Great British Public.
Certainly .... and vomit down your uniform on xmas eve !
That's not a Christmas Special in itself, the festive element is that it smells of Bailey's
The air hangs heavy with your threat Goldstone1976. What are you going to do to the moaners?? You sound like a great employer by the way - no doubt people appreciate a bit of attention and generosity at work (apart from the moaners. Who soon won't be moaning).
Yeah, I know. I did wonder whether I should put that bit in. TBH, this thread has helped cement my views on the subject. So many people get so little from their employers and I know we provide a great deal.
That's always been my policy: treat people how you would want to be treated. So I do. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect the same attitude in return. What the last couple of years has shown me (and this thread has cemented) is that no matter how much we do, no matter how hard we try, it will never be enough for some people. I can no longer be bothered with those sorts of people. I'd much rather give their job to someone who isn't going to complain about what are after all un-contracted extras that the vast majority appreciate and enjoy. The threat probably applies to 4 people, so a small percentage of the employees.
I'd rather have people inside the tent p*ssing out, than outside the tent p*ssing in.
Blimey.
Having read this thread, I'm going to have to review my policy! In 2013 (not all at Xmas) we will have given:
Each department has a meal out once a quarter, budget £30 pp each time
A Summer party for staff, their partners and their kids. Free food (we bring in 5 external caterers), free drink, 5 external providers of kids' fun things, we hire proper fairground dodgems etc
A Christmas party for staff and their partners. Free food, free bar, two live bands, DJ. Budget £150 pp
A Christmas gift - typically a turkey and three bottles of wine (Champagne, a white and a red). Equivalents for non meat-eaters and teetotallers. Budget £150 pp
A bonus linked to company profitability. N % of salary. Paid in Dec pay packet. 2013, N = 36%.
Plus the tax/NI on the above.
And still some miserable gits moan! Mind you, they won't have the opportunity to moan next year - they won't be around to moan about it!
EDIT: Oh, and we provide free taxis to and from the summer and Xmas parties.