I'd love it, LOVE it, if someone gave birth in a toilet at the Amex, and he grew up to play for BHA.
(0 miles).
God help anyone that was born in the gents toilet in the West Upper.
I know we hate queue jumping in this country but I would like to think our female fans would make an exception for someone about to give birth !!! A bit of Sussex moaning about the situation would be fine though.
I'd love it, LOVE it, if someone gave birth in a toilet at the Amex, and he grew up to play for BHA.
(0 miles).
Would being conceived count ?
A bovril and a quick half time knee-trembler in the bogs ?
I'm IN (which is what I usually say to the missus)
I thought Dunk grew up in Coldean which less than a mile from the Amex?
I thought Dunk grew up in Coldean which less than a mile from the Amex?
Would being conceived count ?
Shirley we could have a name for said baby born at the Amex
Say Harveys Barber Bloom
Burnley is messed up by Chris Wood scoring 11,000 miles alone.
In our usual 4-4-2:I'm not going to bother looking at anyone else's squad to compare, but based on the following criteria:
Using only players named in the first team PL squad, and who have appeared in a first team fixture this season
How far from your ground were your players born?
I've kept it realistic, and only chosen genuine first team options (could easily have slotted in Sanders (Horsham) for example). This is the best we can come up with, I think:
-----------------------------------------------Walton (Wadebridge, 196 miles from the Amex)
Lamptey (Hillingdon, 51) / Veltman (Ijmuiden, 233) / Dunk (Brighton, 4) / Webster (Chichester, 28) / March (Eastbourne, 19)
-------------------------------Alzate (Camden, 49) / White (Poole, 81) / Lallana (St.Albans, 65)
---------------------------------------Wellbeck (Manchester, 204) / Maupay (Versailles, 175)
A total for the XI of 1,105 miles
I'd be surprised if anyone can beat it. Burnley or Palace perhaps the most likely?
And yes, Veltman was born closer to the Amex than Dan Burn (303)
In our usual 4-4-2:
Peacock-Farrell = Darlington = 58 miles
Bardsley = Salford = 21
Mee = Sale = 25
Tarkowski = Manchester = 22
Taylor = York = 49
McNeil = Rochdale = 13
Westwood = Nantwich = 51
Stephens = Bolton = 17
Brownhill = Warrington = 31
Barnes = Bath = 167
Rodriguez = Burnley = 0.
total = 454 miles.
Surprise !!!
In our usual 4-4-2:
Peacock-Farrell = Darlington = 58 miles
Bardsley = Salford = 21
Mee = Sale = 25
Tarkowski = Manchester = 22
Taylor = York = 49
McNeil = Rochdale = 13
Westwood = Nantwich = 51
Stephens = Bolton = 17
Brownhill = Warrington = 31
Barnes = Bath = 167
Rodriguez = Burnley = 0.
total = 454 miles.
Surprise !!!
In our usual 4-4-2:
Peacock-Farrell = Darlington = 58 miles
Bardsley = Salford = 21
Mee = Sale = 25
Tarkowski = Manchester = 22
Taylor = York = 49
McNeil = Rochdale = 13
Westwood = Nantwich = 51
Stephens = Bolton = 17
Brownhill = Warrington = 31
Barnes = Bath = 167
Rodriguez = Burnley = 0.
total = 454 miles.
Surprise !!!
Yeah - not REALLY surprised. I did name you as the most likely, after all.
We're very cosmopolitan. No-one, however unfortunate their background, is barred. We even have a southerner, and they don't get more unfortunate than that.I’m surprised they allowed a Yorkshireman in the team.
We're very cosmopolitan. No-one, however unfortunate their background, is barred. We even have a southerner, and they don't get more unfortunate than that.