Do the elderly annoy you?

[Biscuit]

Well?

Found on another forum.

Reasons to export senior citizens to Antartica once they hit 65:

1). All this debate over social security- for who? for what? Just get rid of the old bags and be done with it. Let us keep our hard earned money.

2). They feed the casino money machine. Look around at any casino and you will see what looks like a nursing home convention. Most can't walk or in extreme cases, breathe. But they can exercise their arms enough to feed an ultimately meaningless industry.

3). Speaking of nursing homes, yet another waste of space and money. Mom and Dad not able to flush the toilet anymore? Send them away! Don't waste your money. They treat them like crap in there anyway when you aren't looking.

4). Do you see the way they drive? Enough said.

5). They are too slow. Get behind one in a narrow supermarket lane and you will waste precious minutes of your short life. I fear that is their secret plan. Make the young old by wasting their time.

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Meade's Ball]

Biscuit2, i reckon.

 

[Braders]

14

 

[Pevenseagull]

I rather like the elderly
but I don't like their food

 

[Hannibal smith]

Mostly at lunchtimes when I am stuck behind an oxygen thief at the sandwhich shop. OAP's have all day to buy an iced bun but always seem to choose my lunch hours to do so. The then easy task of purchasing a sausage roll becomes a 45 minute expedition. I say ban them from Bakers between 12 and 14:00 then we can all live in perfect piece and harmony (unless they take 1/2 hour to buy a ginger beer on a friday down the pub).

 

[Muzzman]

I don't like old people and am trying not to become one.. hopefully my next suicide attempt will be successful.

 

[colinpants]

yes they are such lazy b*****ds look at all those labour saving devices they sell on ch 4. Stair lifts, sit u up beds and chairs, things that lower you in the bath even electric carts to go shopping in.
That Thora hurds got a lot to answer for lazy old cow.

 

[fatbadger]

1). All this debate over social security- for who? for what? Just get rid of the old bags and be done with it. Let us keep our hard earned money.

They paid for their social security with their contributions. All that stuff about not being able to pay for pensions as the population gets older? That's just the government saying they are collecting off you, now, without any intention of giving you a return in the future.

2). They feed the casino money machine. Look around at any casino and you will see what looks like a nursing home convention. Most can't walk or in extreme cases, breathe. But they can exercise their arms enough to feed an ultimately meaningless industry.

The large majority of Sky subscribers are young.

3). Speaking of nursing homes, yet another waste of space and money. Mom and Dad not able to flush the toilet anymore? Send them away! Don't waste your money. They treat them like crap in there anyway when you aren't looking.

Mum and Dad changed your nappies when you weren't capable of using a toilet properly. It's not like they are asking you to clean up their shit for them - just to let nurses be paid to do it.

4). Do you see the way they drive? Enough said.

Have you seen the way 21-years olds drive? Enough said.

5). They are too slow. Get behind one in a narrow supermarket lane and you will waste precious minutes of your short life. I fear that is their secret plan. Make the young old by wasting their time.

Have you seen the way young people get all impatient and stressful in queues - almost certainly shortening their lives in the process?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Why is it that elderly drivers very rarely thank you for giving way?

They'd have you believe that in their day people weren't as rude, but that's just f***ing bollocks.

 

[Yorkie]

I tell you what, Biscuit, I'll ask your Gran next time I see her.

 

[Safeway]

Why is it that elderly drivers very rarely thank you for giving way?

Because they can't see over the steering wheel. They don't actually REALISE you're letting them through.

 

[Biscuit]

I tell you what, Biscuit, I'll ask your Gran next time I see her.

You dare! She'd beat me up!

 

[Yorkie]

You dare! She'd beat me up!

Well then, you'd better be kind to us older ladies then

 

[Rambo]

We all have to get old.

RESPECT is what it is all about, and there is a distinct lack of that around these days.

Everybody has there faults including YOUNG people.

 

[chip]

As I get older, I'm beginning to see more faults in younger people

 

[Braders]

We all have to get old.

RESPECT is what it is all about, and there is a distinct lack of that around these days.

Everybody has there faults including YOUNG people.

yeah but we get bollocked for it


they get away scot-free


AGEIST!

 

[Beach Hut]

Biscuit's Granny is more active than himself.

 

[dougdeep]

Kids of today!

 

[Braders]

seriously , some of the really old ones are pure evil