That was a bollox goal!
He scores with his cock
he scores with his cooooock
Glenn Murray, he scores with his cock
The left testicle was an assist into the BOX but was slammed home with his CENTRE FORWARD.
Left testicle probably took some of the pace out of the pass, shaft redirected it goal-wards and the helmet gave it to flick it needed to get over the line.
If I had to guess.
Let's hope his manhood is well-rested for Saturday.