Fact of the day: Glenn Murray's testicles have scored more goals this season than Christian Benteke, and only need another couple to equal Zaha's total.
One, two, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Five, six, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Nine, ten, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Murrays gonna cock the ball with all his might.
Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We've got a song for the the cock striking one.
He's gonna cock the ball with all his might
He's gonna cock cock cock or use testy right
Murrays gonna cock the ball tonight.