[Albion] Did Murray just score with his left testicle?

[Nibbler]

Wonderful ball control as ever

 

[spence]

Needs a gif

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

he didn't celebrate with too much fuss as he thought it would be cheesy...

 

[Arthritic Toe]

No - I think its his right.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I once scored with a ball that just hit my nads on the way through, painful but I was happy.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Was it ball to gland, or gland to ball?

Either way, serious risk of being penalised.

 

[PTC Gull]

So I open this thread and this appeared on my screen....



Rather apt I thought!

 

[Lush]

BRIGHTON SchWINg!

 

[Hampden Park]

he scores with his balls
he scores with his baaaaaalls
glen murray
he scores with his balls

was sang last night

 

[Dick Head]

 

[Taybha]

.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

he scores with his balls
he scores with his baaaaaalls
glen murray
he scores with his balls

was sang last night

To what tune....

 

[Hampden Park]

To what tune....

have a punt

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fact of the day: Glenn Murray's testicles have scored more goals this season than Christian Benteke, and only need another couple to equal Zaha's total.


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[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

One, two, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Five, six, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Nine, ten, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Murrays gonna cock the ball with all his might.

Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We've got a song for the the cock striking one.
He's gonna cock the ball with all his might
He's gonna cock cock cock or use testy right
Murrays gonna cock the ball tonight.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

have a punt

Knowing how original football fans are I'd say Bodyrockin' by 911?

 

[pasty]

Bravo!