Describe YOUR typical Christmas Day here

[ali jenkins]

Wake up
Open Stocking
Have fry-up
Crack open the Buck-Fizz
Hang around in the kitchen and pretend to help make the din-dins
Watch a crappy film on the telly box
eat
open pressies from the rellies
watch another crappy film
spend the afternoon recovering from all day drinking binge
Go to my mates house in the evening for their Xmas Day party!

 

[Emily's Mum]

No kids involved this year as they're in the Carribean, but then I suppose Mr Apples qualifies as a big kid

It will go something like this:

6.30 Woken up at by my lover
6.45 Lover resists temptation to go back to sleep & makes me a cup of tea. Swap one pesent.
8.30 Shower & make myself look pretty
11.00 Select seasonal CD,have bucks fizz & open presents
12.00 Argue over how long it takes to cook bird
12-5pm, Try & cook dinner whilst sampling various drinks
5.30 Eat dinner & watch Soccer Saturday Xmas special by candlelight.
6.30 Have more drink & select DVD to watch.(although I've been told american footie is on the tv this year!)
8.00 Off to bed, it's an early start on Boxing day & I'll be driving!

 

[El Presidente]

Shag
Shit
Shower
Take dog for a walk
Drive 150 miles to visit wife and kids
Eat too much
Take dog for another walk
Play this years new board game after spending 30 minutes trying to understand instructions, before realising it is glorified charades with funny plastic counters and a squeaky toy
Drive back home
Do some work
Sleep

 

[withdeanwombat]

Wake up,make tea,


continue search for Millwall ticket stub.

 

[Cian]

Wake up.
Desperately try to shed hangover for some hours.
Standard christmas dinner
Drink
Drink
Sleep

My family do the presents thing on Christmas Eve - dunno if its an Irish thing or just my family mind, so theres none of that on christmas day.

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

very sterotypical family man's christmas day i should imagine.

woken by kids ludicrously early for stocking openings.
try and get another hours kip whilst kids create havoc downstairs
shower
bucks fizz breakfast
presents
get annoyed trying to assemble kids newly unwrapped presents
in-laws turn up
booze
canopes
booze
pub
booze
queens speech (not the channel 4 hajib'ed female muslim version)
marvellous roast beef with all trimmings
booze
walk
booze
play with kids toys
booze
booze
booze
bed

 

[Lady Whistledown]

2300 Christmas Eve to 0700 Christmas Day: Work

0700-0730 Drive home, trying not to fall asleep at wheel

0730- 1130 Sleep

1130 To the folks

1200 Bucks Fizz (the drink, not the 80s Eurovision legends)

1300 Christmas Dinner

1301 Mum makes first "Does anyone want stuffing?" joke

1400 Presents

1401 Dad makes first "Well that's Christmas over for another year" joke

1500 Snooze rather than watch HM's speech

1600 Eat Ferrero Rochers and contents of selection box

1700 Wish I was at home so I could sleep

 

[Slowhand]

No one goes to Church then?

 

[Race]

Shag
Shit
Shower
Take dog for a walk
Drive 150 miles to visit wife and kids
Eat too much
Take dog for another walk
Play this years new board game after spending 30 minutes trying to understand instructions, before realising it is glorified charades with funny plastic counters and a squeaky toy
Drive back home
Do some work
Sleep

If the wife is 150 miles away who are shagging on Xmas morning?

 

[Springal]

the dog?

 

[Race]

the dog?

Now that wouldnt surprise me at all

 

[tedebear]

If the wife is 150 miles away who are shagging on Xmas morning?

My question too!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

At least one "snowball"

Abolutely love it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I think it's also a type of drink made with advocaat...

 

[Uncle Buck]

I think it's also a type of drink made with advocaat...

So why the " " around the word snowball?

 

[Man of Harveys]

So why the " " around the word snowball?

GPWM

Ah well, as they say, it's Christmas. People can stick in their mouths what they want.

 

[tedebear]

GPWM

Ah well, as they say, it's Christmas. People can stick in their mouths what they want.

And heres stupid me thinking it was some class a drug people stuck up their nose!

 

[Uncle Buck]

GPWM

Ah well, as they say, it's Christmas. People can stick in their mouths what they want.

Season of goodwill, share and share alike....

 

[The Timekeeper]

Kids wake up at some ridiculous hour, whole house awake and it's chaos.
7.30am take dog for walk
7.31am Home for full English brekkie
8.00am open pressies
8.30am clear up mess
9.00am round to nieghbours for champagne and mince pies
10.00am chill out and make phone calls to wish friends a merry xmas
10.45am go round mums to meet brothers and rest of family have a couple of beers
Noon: Pub opens get a few down before lunch
2.00pm Christmas dinner round the out laws house - Nice
3.00pm watch the Queens speech
4.00pm Port and stilton
7.00pm Brandy and board games
11.00pm get misses dressed up in crimboe underwear and have a shag
11.01pm Fag and sleep

Boxing day: Recover, read paper go and watch Albion do Yeovil and get 3 points.... A good Christmas...

 

[Dave the OAP]

get up with sore back as our bed is crap
make tea in bed for missus
downstairs for breakfast
play guitar hero with the girls:guitar: :guitar: :guitar:
Have shower
Outlaws arrive with dogsrolleyes: )
Try hard to avoid eye contact with dogs
offer outlaws drinks, whiskey and port
set up dinner table
eat dinner
drink lots
force myself to eat Christmas Pud
clear up put stuff in dishwasher
retire to front room to sleep
open prezzies with outlaws
thank all for new socks and books
slump in front of telly
brother in law and tribe arrive
drink more
get tea ready
eat more
drink more
send them all off home
retire to bed with new terry Pratchett book
sleep