Describe YOUR typical Christmas Day here

[Bry Nylon]

The floor is open:

 

[clapham_gull]

Edmonds
Queen
Morcambe and Wise

 

[British Bulldog]

Rip Rip Rip, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Brother wakes me up
open presents
play football
have shower
have lunch
drink
eat some sweets
drink
watch tv
drink
drink
drink

and

drink

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

wake up
blow job
drink
food
more drink

oh yeh....take dog out for a shit

drink
bunk up
drink


jobs a goodun

 

[Early Doors]

Kids wake up and open presents
drink
breakfast
drink
we open presents
drnk
visit sister-in-law and have adrink
vist my mother and have a drink
go home. drink
have lunch and a couple of pints
TV
drink
pass out

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

wake up

think f*** its hot today

shower

eat

sleep

eat

sleep

playstation olympics

 

[cannedheat]

Wake up go to work come home.

 

[jevs]

Kids open pressies.....very quickly
breakfast
take dog out for long walk
reletives arrive
arguements start
reletives leave
dinner
sleep

 

[Starry]

We don't have a typical Christmas any more. We're starting all new traditions and things this year.

 

[Gully]

Dont really have a typical Christmas but I will probably do something similar to last year, which went:

Get up
Shower
Breakfast
Drive to parents in Wales (amazing how little traffic was on roads)
Lunch
Queens Speech
Presents
Go for walk by sea
Tea and mince pies
Veg in front of TV

 

[pasty]

Woken up by step-daughter wanting to open presents
Go down stairs and make bucks fizz
Open presents
Cook MASSIVE fry-up
Vegetate for half an hour
Prep dinner
Go for a walk along the seafront
Home for dinner about 5 or 6 pm
Fall asleep on the sofa watching telly

In between all that is the consumption of loads of alcoholic beverages to ensure the tradition of Boxing Day football with a hangover.

 

[Tight shorts]

Easy for me to describe as we've just put last 10 years video footage on to the P.C and realise we do the same routine each year, apart from rotating whose house we go to for Christmas dinner:


Kids wake up early and open stockings on our bed
Go downstairs, put on tree lights and music
Pour glass of fizz and my son makes a toast to Santa
Open pressies under tree/kids play with new stuff
Relaxing bath with this year's Badedas from kids
Get glammed up
More drinks when relatives arrive
Christmas dinner (full trimmings including Turkey for others, Nut Roast for me - shock! plastic vegi that I am!)
Roll off the chair after dinner and drink more
Open pressies from relis
Play games/watch TV
Buffet food/turkey sarnies
At least one "snowball"
Sleep

Abolutely love it.

 

[pasty]

Oh, and also have the traditional "Daughter must eat at least one sprout and I must eat at least one roast parsnip"

 

[Tight shorts]

Oh, and also have the traditional "Daughter must eat at least one sprout and I must eat at least one roast parsnip"

You get off lightly, My Dad has to have a sprout and a parsnip at Christmas.

 

[dougdeep]

Wake up grumpy.
Make her a cup of tea.
Take her to work.
Cook Christmas dinner
Pick her up from work.
Eat dinner.
Argue.
Drink beer.
Go to bed.

 

[Fungus]

Midnight - breathe a sigh of relief that it's all over for another year.

 

[Race]

Up at crack of dawn so kids can open pressies
Tank goes off to training so I'll go back to bed!
Let kids make lots of mess and noise
No cooking for me this year so off to parents for dinner
Eat (no boozing!) when Tank shows up
Watch TV
Early to bed cos he's got a game the next day

 

[cheshunt seagull]

- Up at 8
- Breakfast: croissants and bacon
- Watch my wife and daughter open presents; takes a long time
- Open my presents; over very quickly
- Wife fiddles about with hand up turkey's backside
- Try to load software for one of my daughter's presents and fail as my PC requires some upgrade. Swear loudly; Get told off. Anger and disappointment all around
- Army of relatives arrive
- Eat, drink, drink, drink
- Recount Albion's season to date in great detail to aunt who doesn't like football
- Get maudlin and get urge to play Scott Walker records
- Drink more, probably port by this stage
- Bed
- Snore, apparently

 

[tedebear]

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