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Dear Messrs Adam Hinshelwood and Tommy Fraser,



When you welt the ball into the next galaxy to waste time and show what a clever boy you are, did you know that (these days) there are SPARE footballs in the hands of ballboys? It is their JOB to hand the players the ball (both sides' players) to save wasted time for a ball that went over the stands. The ball is often inches away, a mere two seconds from being back in play.

Fraser; It is NOT the ballboys 'bad' if he doesn't hold onto the ball deliberately to keep it from the opposition. He is doing his JOB that he was put there for, if he gives the ball over to a player asap.

Hinshelwood; When you are enjoying a (somewhat flattering) game that lacks serious threat from an attacking player, and you have time to make lots of no-pressure dummies on the ball, clearances, passes and covers - one mistake will still cost points and make all your fine efforts a total non-event. Overconfidence ensuing, and lack of concentration for a schoolboy error in watching a throw-in while the man you are supposed to be marking is practically SAUNTERING to put the free NOT-OFFSIDE pass down the yellow brick road to Oz (i.e into our net), made you look like a rank amateur, and cost TWO lovely POINTS.

Both players; a mis-kick is understandable and simple human error that happens in Prem games every weekend. However, losing concentration, not remembering that there is a ball inches (and one or two seconds at most) away, and not picking up the opposing attackers to keep them from a FREE RUN ON GOAL is not the fault of a little tiny ballboy who is doing what he was required to do.
That my friends, was YOUR job that did NOT get done.

Thus endeth the 127th lesson in professional league football.
 








It all happened so quick, I didn't even see who lost who. But good points NMH if Hinsh is to blame, will watch the Championship tomorrow with interest.
 
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Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

I believe in Joe Hendry
Oct 4, 2003
12,101
Yes Hinsh's hoof out of the stadium was ill advised as it caused him to be out of position but the rest of the team were just as much to blame as they were switched off and not paying attention.

I think everyone thought all the balls had been collected up (I am sure the guy in charge of the ball boys went round and collected the spare balls up just before the goal, this has happened before when we are 1-0 up) and that the game might take a while to restart so they could admire Hinsh's ground clearing skills.
 








Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo said:
Yes Hinsh's hoof out of the stadium was ill advised as it caused him to be out of position but the rest of the team were just as much to blame as they were switched off and not paying attention.

I think everyone thought all the balls had been collected up (I am sure the guy in charge of the ball boys went round and collected the spare balls up just before the goal, this has happened before when we are 1-0 up) and that the game might take a while to restart so they could admire Hinsh's ground clearing skills.

The fourth official has been told by the football authorities to watch abuse of the multi-ball system like that, so we had better be careful.
 




TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
Tim said:
i still think though the ball boys shoud be told a few basic's on how to help the team in things like that

When i was ballboy, Matt Hicks told us to hold onto the ball if Brighton were winning so these kids must have been briefed...but i was 13 and now they're about 6!
 


Temporary Slim Bars said:
When i was ballboy, Matt Hicks told us to hold onto the ball if Brighton were winning so these kids must have been briefed...but i was 13 and now they're about 6!

With a (grown-up) player inches away, I can hardly imagine any ball-boy delaying the hand-over by mucking about or not allowing to let the player pick the ball up himself.
Their attacker certainly got into position quickly enough TLO. Our defence was suckered. If it was impossible to avoid, then we should be doing that to opposing teams every week.
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I thought Fraser was bang out of order slagging off the 3 foot, 6 year old ballboy, does that mean I will get a visit from the Eastend ???
 


Freddo

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May 14, 2006
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Clapham
Uncle Spielberg said:
I thought Fraser was bang out of order slagging off the 3 foot, 6 year old ballboy
apparantly it wasnt even the ball boys fault, there was a ball just lying there on the side of the pitch and the northampton guy just picked it up and threw it back on. admittedly i was watchin hinsh smash the ball over my head and over the stand (and cheerin it :jester: ), but my friend next to me was watchin the pitch and he said the ball boy had nothing to do with it. i guess that means fraser REALLY didnt have a clue what was goin on!???
 


Springal

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2005
24,785
GOSBTS
from the championship this morning it looked like McCunt just picked it up from the floor?
 




Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I guess the team will have watched the tape, I don't expect them to be caught out in the same manner again, learn from the experience...move on!
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
We pushed up, Hinshelwood sent the ball ino the nature reserve and their players picked up a loose ball on the touchline, the kid did nothing wrong, our defence ws exposed, still if our players want to blame a 6 year old ball boy that sums them up this season, I can see Wilkins headline tomorrow

" Ball boy cost us the game "
 


Uncle Spielberg said:
We pushed up, Hinshelwood sent the ball ino the nature reserve and their players picked up a loose ball on the touchline, the kid did nothing wrong, our defence ws exposed, still if our players want to blame a 6 year old ball boy that sums them up this season, I can see Wilkins headline tomorrow

" Ball boy cost us the game "

I really hope you are under-estimating DW, because that would be a very sad response from a professional.

I sincerely hope the headline will be "Hinshelwood holds hand up for give-away goal"
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
A bit tongue in cheek but got to be tempting for Wilkins ;)
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Back page of Argus

" Wilkins blames ballboys for the goal " :lolol:

well the 4th official really
 


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