I'll ignore the suggestion that football started in 1992 and say that this season we will be the highest finishing team never to have had a share of the very fairly distributed Premier League TV money. Last year and the year before we were second behind Cardiff. Its very difficult to break into a club when the members wish it to be exclusive, but if you go about your business the right way on and off the field, it will come. Then we too may know the thrill of visits to Hull and Stoke and appearing last on Match of the Day whilst Shearer pretends to care.
And there comes the bitterness.
You obviously haven't been looking at any media for the last month if you think people have been pretending to care about us. We've probably been the most mentioned Premiership club outside the top three (even excluding the Cardiff rubbish).