Dead Baby Seagull advice

[ferris_ferrit]

A baby seagull decided to die in my front garden last night, can I just pop it in the dustbin or do I need to arrange for someone to take it away? I need to move pretty fast to stop my 4 year from seeing its fluffy corpse and giving her deep psychological issues. Thanks.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Sea Gulls, to Cook.

Take a sharp knife and put in under the skin at the back part of the neck, and carry down to the tail feathers; after which pull off the skin down to the middle of the legs, and next take out the intestines. Leave the birds in salt and water for eight hours, when their fishy taste will be found to be quite gone, and you can either cook them as you would pigeon pie or in any other way.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Not sure about what you should do, but I pop dead birds from my garden in the garden/food waste recycling bin.

 

[The Clamp]

Put it in a bin and move on with your life.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Decide which of your neighbours you like the least and chuck it over the fence.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The council should remove it, as they do dead cats that have been run over, but that would mean waiting until tomorrow. Hide it in the garden, where your daughter won't find it.

 

[Normal Rob]

Advice is to bag it and bin it.

 

[The Clamp]

Make a novelty ST wallet for next season out of it.

 

[skipper734]

https://www.gov.uk/government/publi...to-take-or-kill-for-health-or-safety-purposes

Just download this and you will be able to deal with the parents as well. I found this many years ago when having Pigeon trouble.

 

[The Clamp]

Minutes silence before first home game?

 

[Justice]

The shock of the new match day ticket prices was far to much for the poor little mite.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Just a thought

 

[dazzer6666]

Minutes silence before first home game?

Winner [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

All my thoughts are with the family and friends of the seagull, this was a tragic waste of life.
If lessons can be learnt from this, they will be to ensure that no seagulls suffer in the future.
As a country we must come together at this very sad time, but the will of the great British people will, as always, pull through because we are a great country.
We must not let the death of the seagull stop us from carrying on our normal lives, although extra armed police will be deployed along every promenade and rubbish tip for the foreseeable future.
A candle lit vigil will be held tonight where lovers of seagulls and all other types of birds will come together as one.
It will be held in Preston Park at 9pm just to really piss off Hove Born & Bred.
Cheers
T May
Your Strong and stable Prime Minister

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

A baby seagull decided to die in my front garden last night, can I just pop it in the dustbin or do I need to arrange for someone to take it away? I need to move pretty fast to stop my 4 year from seeing its fluffy corpse and giving her deep psychological issues. Thanks.

Get your 4 year old to dig a hole. Explain death to her chuck it in the hole. Get her to fill in with dirt and jump up and down on it then watch this evening as a fox digs it up and eats it.

 

[Bozza]

Sounds like a sign.

Bet your entire life savings on us to get relegated.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Minutes silence before first home game?

Minutes applause surely?

 

[Mr Putdown]

Get your 4 year old to dig a hole. Explain death to her chuck it in the hole. Get her to fill in with dirt and jump up and down on it then watch this evening as a fox digs it up and eats it.

That's what I'd do.

 

[Lush]

RIP baby seagull you are wiv da angles now

 

[Mr Putdown]

RIP baby seagull you are wiv da angles now

The baby seagull is now with the Germanic peoples who settled in Great Britain in the post-Roman period?

Cool.