Dead Baby Seagull advice

[LamieRobertson]

BBQ later?

 

[pastafarian]

Minutes applause surely?

Bit inappropriate given the poor chap couldnt clap......or fly
Minutes needlessly flapping of arms up and down surely.

 

[Norman Potting]

Winner [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

RIP baby seagull you is with the angles,

 

[ManOfSussex]

#prayforgullyandsally

 

[ferris_ferrit]

Sea Gulls, to Cook.

Take a sharp knife and put in under the skin at the back part of the neck, and carry down to the tail feathers; after which pull off the skin down to the middle of the legs, and next take out the intestines. Leave the birds in salt and water for eight hours, when their fishy taste will be found to be quite gone, and you can either cook them as you would pigeon pie or in any other way.

Thanks guys. All gone, with minimal psychological damage to my daughter... I'll let you guess the method of disposal.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Pigeon died on my doorstep last year, just stuck it in a bag in the wheelie bin, it's mate however decided to nest on a soil pipe and shat all down the side of the building!

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[sydney]

leave outside the nearest Chinese restaurant .....

 

[sydney]

EDIT

 

[BN9 BHA]

Pigeon died on my doorstep last year, just stuck it in a bag in the wheelie bin, it's mate however decided to nest on a soil pipe and shat all down the side of the building!

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leave outside the nearest Chinese restaurant .....

[MENTION=27125]Wrong-Direction[/MENTION] You missed a trick there, did you tell me you work for a Chinese takeaway?

 

[Baker lite]

Any dead wildlife I find I usually leave in the local park for the foxes.


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[BN9 BHA]

Put it in a bin and move on with your life.

Seeing as seagulls spend most of their time trying to get in a bin, this would be a good suggestion

 

[sydney]

[MENTION=27125]Wrong-Direction[/MENTION] You missed a trick there, did you tell me you work for a Chinese takeaway?

Wong Dilection.......:snigger:

 

[Wrong-Direction]

[MENTION=27125]Wrong-Direction[/MENTION] You missed a trick there, did you tell me you work for a Chinese takeaway?

Yeah but I still eat there occasionally!

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[The Clamp]

Seeing as seagulls spend most of their time trying to get in a bin, this would be a good suggestion

I reckon it's playing dead for the sole purpose of gaining access to the bin? They'll be speaking and making spears next.

 

[The Clamp]

Tributes are being paid all across Sussex. His parole officer said he was a promising young gull who was planning on spending his gap year building nests for the impoverished gulls of Hastings while his Job Centre advisor said he was a happy individual preparing to make a good life for himself.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

The great shame about this is that is wasn't the bl**dy baby seagull that wakes me up at 4.00 every morning that lives on the roof opposite ours.

 

[Eeyore]

The shock of the new match day ticket prices was far to much for the poor little mite.

I know there is a 'no fly zone' over the AMEX this year. Any gull entering without a ticket will be met with one of the newly employed youth brigade of the Sussex Heights peregrines.