De-Icing your car

[eastie]

urine does the trick plus it de ices the locks

 

[Caveman]

In croydon they p*ss on their windows but I don't know if this is to with de-icing, as they also do the same thing in Spring, Autumn and Summer.

 

[Cian]

I too used the warm water treatment this morning. Unfortunately, between applying the warm water and starting the car, I took the kettle back into the house - and got distracted by a hot cup of coffee and the cricket. In that ten minutes, the warm water had frozen far more solidly than the original ice. So I warmed up some more water - poured it over again - jumped in - and before I'd got 100 yards, it had refrozen, leaving me stranded waiting for the heater to kick in!!!

You forgot to use the wipers, then

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You're "computer literate" enough to copy and paste, yet haven't got enough general cop on to realise that people would notice you copying something from a page previous.... hmm...

He wrote "f*** me you an American weirdo?" Must have cut and pasted the ____________ bit by accident.