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Mods' Pet
Jabba the Cupcake. Best. Cupcake. Ever.
I know! Although to be fair, if I was paying such an over inflated price for a tiny cake I would want to make it last as well.
Yes I know, but it is only this morning when I have finally lost my temper with it. I'm not having it anymore, I'm going to put a stop to it.
What are everybody's views on this new 'in thing'?
I absolutely hate it. Middle class, Hampstead, Primrose Hill, private school, oh yes lets go for cupcakes and champagne darling CRAP CRAP CRAP. They're not even very nice, they are ridiculously expensive for a rubbish cake, and they look stupid. Some twats even have wedding cakes made out of cupcakes now. What a load of shit. If I was given a birthday cake made out of cup cakes I'd smash the thing in the bastard who gave it to me's face.
Does anybody else feel as strongly as I do?
I should add that he is constantly asked for advice by people who want to set up a business selling cupcakes...