- Nov 11, 2009
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That's more accurate
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Crystal Palace - Joke club
- Thread starter peterward
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That's more accurate
Unlike the pikey jokes, which areGay jokes
a) inaccurate and
b) could be seen as racist if someone happened to report them.
What does Falmer fit? 22,500.
What does Selhurst Park fit? 26,400. Take out the segregation and it's 25,500.
Accurate. Fact.
Couldn't even get that right Quentin.It still looks like I am having a go at you.
Muppet.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,871
Paul, within less than one season it'll be a 30k stadium which is more than can be said for yours.
Chin Chin
The Botty
We'll see Botty, we'll see.
Actually, I agree with you on that one, I think all this pikey business is f***ing stupid FWIW. I once left Luton away early once as some of our more "special" fans were just going on about caravans and stuff; it was pretty embarrassing.
Palace Fan and Brighton Fan get caught drinking in Saudia Arabia and are both sentenced to 30 lashes. The Judge says today is the Sheiks birthday so both of you can have two request, but you may only ask for you punishment to be halved, so the palace fans says can I have my sentenced halved and a pillow strapped to my back Yes says the Judge then Brighton fan then asks can I have my sentenced doubled and the Palace fan strapped to my back!
Hunting 784561
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- Jul 8, 2003
- 3,651
A Crystal Phallus supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're f*cking ugly and you support a shit football team " replies the doctor.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're f*cking ugly and you support a shit football team " replies the doctor.
- Nov 11, 2009
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GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Palace fan in full regalia,spotted at Gay pride.......
When told he could get medication and help he replied "alzright geez,i'm on rolling reds and trippy blues" whhhhhhhhoooooooo.
When told he could get medication and help he replied "alzright geez,i'm on rolling reds and trippy blues" whhhhhhhhoooooooo.
Oh here's one for you then:
When I was a boy I wanted a cowboy outfit, so my dad bought me .
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.... a stetson hat, a belt with a holster and a toy six-shooter, a pair of those baggy trousers, a leather jerkin with dangly bits on the arms and a silver Sheriff's star pinned on the front. Great it was.
Then when I got older I asked for a sleazy, run-down scumbag club who had gone into Administration twice in ten years, shafting loads of people in the process but whose fans not only didn't have the decency to feel ashamed (and grateful that they had suffered no punishment whatsoever) but had actually thought that they had done nothing wrong and that they were the victims!
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... Then he brought me Crystal Palace. I closed it down and built a hostel for asylum seekers on the old Selhurst Park pitch.
Oh, and Mickey Mouse wears a Crystal Palace watch - but then you knew that!
seagullsdaz
New member
There's a big fire at the Selhurst Park, Dougie Freedman panics, shouting, "The cups! Save the cups",
but the firemen tell him, "Don't worry Dougie, the fire hasn't reached the canteen yet."
but the firemen tell him, "Don't worry Dougie, the fire hasn't reached the canteen yet."
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Seagull on the wing
New member
Maybe but you can't fill it,whens the last time you had 25,500?
Any big games we've had that would be near to it for some reason result in 3 blocks of segregation.
The last time that Palace fans sold out our home allocation at Selhurst was QPR at home in April 2010. And before that was Aston Villa in the FA Cup 5th round in Feb 2010.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
they cannot increase capacity either,not without ripping down a stand or building elsewhere,depending on who you believe/have heard Falmer has the potential to go to
a minimum of 30,000 or a maximum of 36,000 & a (Palace scenario of ripping down stands as there is room at the Falmer site to go to 45,000)......Palace being deluded again.
We have our own stadium move plans.
I personally would rather stay where we are.
It might be a shit hole, but away fans still come and pay money to watch their team and hate every minute of being in the dumpy stand.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
fair play--still as the song goes " shit ground" you know the rest.....
Seagull Steve
SWC
Just that one sentence, shows you to be the cvnt you really are Nigel. Before you say it, if you were in the same situation, I would not find it funny. Banter and rivalry is good, folding clubs isn't.