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Carrot Cruncher

NHS Slave
Helpful Moderator
Jul 30, 2003
5,053
Southampton, United Kingdom
I've got a ticket for Palace and I object to this.

IF you are going to do it. IF! Then I insist on the following...

All furniture to be removed and replaced by rotten wooden furniture
Cold air to be pumped into the east stand
The toilet floors to be awash with horse urine
At the final whistle everyone to be kept in with no food or drink for 45 minutes at least
All those attending to be marched to Falmer station en mass, stopping every 50 yards for 15 minutes

These should be the minimal conditions!

Not forgetting once at the station, force everyone onto a train to Brighton, even if you don't want to go there.
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I've got a ticket for Palace and I object to this.

IF you are going to do it. IF! Then I insist on the following...

All furniture to be removed and replaced by rotten wooden furniture
Cold air to be pumped into the east stand
The toilet floors to be awash with horse urine
At the final whistle everyone to be kept in with no food or drink for 45 minutes at least
All those attending to be marched to Falmer station en mass, stopping every 50 yards for 15 minutes

These should be the minimal conditions!

Is this a bitter and twisted thing,or merely an attempt as to make those watching feel like they really are at Selhurst
 










pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
6,089
peacehaven




I've got a ticket for Palace and I object to this.

IF you are going to do it. IF! Then I insist on the following...

All furniture to be removed and replaced by rotten wooden furniture
Cold air to be pumped into the east stand
The toilet floors to be awash with horse urine
At the final whistle everyone to be kept in with no food or drink for 45 minutes at least
All those attending to be marched to Falmer station en mass, stopping every 50 yards for 15 minutes

These should be the minimal conditions!

Agree.

And all vendors attending the event to have ponytails and little or no teeth.
 
























Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,121
Haywards Heath
Sounds good to me x 6
 








Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,416
Location Location
What sort of numbers can they cater for then in the East Stand corporate area then ? Got a feeling demand could well outstrip supply with this.

Why not open up a couple of sections of the ground and show the game live on the big screens, could that be a go-er ?
 


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