I've got a ticket for Palace and I object to this.
IF you are going to do it. IF! Then I insist on the following...
All furniture to be removed and replaced by rotten wooden furniture
Cold air to be pumped into the east stand
The toilet floors to be awash with horse urine
At the final whistle everyone to be kept in with no food or drink for 45 minutes at least
All those attending to be marched to Falmer station en mass, stopping every 50 yards for 15 minutes
These should be the minimal conditions!
Not forgetting once at the station, force everyone onto a train to Brighton, even if you don't want to go there.