Croydon is "unsafe and a dump", say Ukip

[Magwitch Gull]

I already felt better. I live in Brighton and support the cooler club. There's not much else to add after that.

If "Cool" means floundering in the Championship playing against second tier teams while Palace have some of the greatest footballers in the world displaying their talents at Selhurst, then I'm really glad I'm not Cool!

 

[albionite]

If "Cool" means floundering in the Championship playing against second tier teams while Palace have some of the greatest footballers in the world displaying their talents at Selhurst, then I'm really glad I'm not Cool!

yep we know you are not cool, in fact you are a sad bellend coming on this site waiting for a nigel thread to comment on.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I wouldn't piss on Croydon if it was on fire...oh, hang on...

 

[L'hampton Eagle]

I wouldn't piss on Croydon if it was on fire...oh, hang on...

I piss in Brighton all the time

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Just ignore him, he wants you to respond, somehow he gets a kick out of it.

Curious really, but Americans baffle me.

He might lose his cherry over the summer as Palarse are doing a US tour and he'll be able to actually watch them in the flesh. #PalaceVirgin