Crosswords?

[Prince Monolulu]

sgeg (8,4)

Scrambled eggs?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Postman's heavy sack....?

How many letters?.............................(wait for it)

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Viz's Craptic Crossword (set by Anus) can be found on page 42 here:

https://issuu.com/min-mag/docs/viz_-_october_2016__1_

A copy of Roger's Profannisaurus is a necessity.

 

[Bakero]

Guardian Quick and Observer Speedy.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Yeah, Ive been banned

Mightier than the sword (5)

 

[Bry Nylon]

The guy who invented the crossword died last week, can't remember his name but it was P something R something T.

On his 100th birthday the Queen sent him an anagram.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I had cross words with someone the other day...that help?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Don't forget, never a cross word...ok?

 

[AK74]

Daily Telegraph cryptic version is one of my guilty pleasures in life.

Bar of soap (6, 6)

 

[AK74]

Mightier than the sword (5)

Penis

(No offence, m'lud)

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Daily Telegraph cryptic version is one of my guilty pleasures in life.

Bar of soap (6, 6)

Sorry, but the football is crap. Srevor?

 

[haardman]

Daily Telegraph cryptic version is one of my guilty pleasures in life.

Bar of soap (6, 6)

Me too. Rovers Return?

 

[AK74]

Me too. Rovers Return?

Correct.

 

[Jack Straw]

ACROSS
1. OP has removed nearly all the Porsche parts from Scunthorpe (4)

I wish all cryptic clues were as easy as that one. I might then actually complete one! I like the cryptic crossword in the Brighton Independent free newspaper. I've never finished it even though it's only basic level, but very enjoyable to have a go at.

 

[Uter]

Love this one:

HIJKLMNO (5)

 

[Normski1989]

Love this one:

HIJKLMNO (5)

If you'd added the P, I would have guessed the word was QUEUE.

But otherwise, no idea.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Love this one:

HIJKLMNO (5)

I'll drink to that.

 

[Normski1989]

Love this one:

HIJKLMNO (5)

I just asked someone else what it could be, and as I said 'They've typed the letters H to O' I suddenly realised how obvious it was. Oops!

 

[BLOCK F]

Love the crossword in the Weekend Financial Times Magazine.
A mixture of straightforward and cryptic clues.

 

[Goldstone1976]

He's not got a clue?

"has", rather than "he's", but yep!