Crosswords?

[AK74]

Love this one:

HIJKLMNO (5)

Water.

 

[Sussexscots]

Home cooking Chinese style (5,4,4,)

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Old footballer tickling vagina with dildo (5,6)

 

[AK74]

Old footballer tickling vagina with dildo (5,6)

 

[Jack Straw]

Old footballer tickling vagina with dildo (5,6)

Wayne Rooney? Ah. Just noticed they've missed out the word "old" before vagina.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

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Correct

 

[pasty]

sgeg (8,4)

Did you used to watch Drop The Dead Donkey perchance?