Ray Wells...a name from my past.
When I played for Kemp Town many moons ago, we played Newhaven in the Brighton League Div 1. There were no real rules on who could or could not play so when our Sri lankan number 5 asked if his cousin could play, we were short so we said OK. Turns out he was a student who went on to play for the test side......we went into bat, got 294 for 2, he hit 150odd and then we bowled them out for 70 odd with him taking 6 for 17 and at one point there was only him in front of the batsman, I was at first slip about 40 yards back!
Wells wrote to LORDS to complain about our total lack of respect for the spirit of the game and threatened to have the league suspended. My how we all chuckled in the league commitee meeting following.
Happy days
Ray Wells, so far as I could tell was a bit of a DICK, with a big chip on his shoulder. Having two brothers [Alan and Colin] who played first class cricket and being the RUBBISH one obviously didn't sit well with him, so he strutted around all self-important as the captain of Newhaven. Actually I think Ray's EGO was the captain of Newhaven.