Crewe Are The Joke Team Of This Division & The Albion MUST Take Full Advantage....

[Rougvie]

I thought Crewe were very poor when they humped us at Gresty Road, it we cant take full points from tomorrow I think think radical measures will need to be taken.

Like actually looking for a decent striker.

 

[b.w.2.]

Yes, we need a target man, and right now... our stats show a severe lack of goals... Virgo is clearly not a sustainable solution, and fails to provide knock-downs to Leon... this means that Leon isn't getting many (2)... meanwhile, Virgo's goals have also dried up, and he's been stuck on 4 for a while... and the alternatives in our squad are just not ready for the Championship / injured...

 

[mona]

We've got a midfielder called Jokeway so it could be an interesting clash of clowns.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Totally disrespectful to Crewe.

Sure, why not? Losing 36 goals in 16 games is hardly worthy of respect IMHO

 

[Yorkie]

And we've conceded 24. People in glass houses, Tom.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

People in glass houses, Tom.

Shouldn't throw parties?

 

[oapdodge]

When we win,we can all have a party.Brighton 3 Crewe 1
We should win.We will win.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

When we win,we can all have a party.Brighton 3 Crewe 1
We should win.We will win.

Good call that man!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

We will win 4-0

 

[Yorkie]

Good call that man!

You know what I drink Tom.

I would be delighted if we reversed the away scoreline

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You know what I drink Tom.

Indeed I do Yorkie.

If we win 3-1 I hereby henceforth forthwith promise to serenade you personally with a rousing chorus of 'Drinking Pints Of Cider, Yo-Or-Kie' (Legal Note: Smileys may not depict actual pints of cider)

 

[Yorkie]

Er,r Pints of Cider not Whiskey . Sorry, but I cannot stand your national drink.

If they win I'll get you a pint of Harveys to cheer you up. (note: Harveys is not coloured black)

Obviously I hope the Albion win as I win both ways

 

[Yorkie]

If it's a draw then Locky can get them in

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Er,r Pints of Cider not Whiskey .

doh!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The important thing is not to lose to them. Three points would be great. Lets hope that cheat Steve Jones doesn't con any free kicks on the edge of the box.

agree

 

[b.w.2.]

We surely have to go for 3 points in a game like this... if we can't target a win against Crewe AT HOME, then which club?... MM's "we must avoid defeat"-like comment worries me...

 

[smudge]

Crewe. They're a nothing club, I get bored with reading about what a great job Dario Gradi does, ex-Palace twat.
"They've produced such great players over the years."

They always trot that one out. Danny Murphy, David Platt, Craig Hignett, real world beaters.

I hope we f*****g slaughter the middle of nowhere, mean nothing bunch of train spotters!!

 

[Knightsworld]

Consider Crewe - with or without their spiritual leader the Dalai O'Grady...

Played: SIXTEEN
Goals For: TWENTY SEVEN
Goals Against: THIRTY FOOKIN SIX

These are CLOWN stats.

They score an average of between one and two goals a game.

They concede an average of two and a big bit goals per game.

No doubt that our defence is well and truly capable of soaking up what their attack has to offer. So... if the Albion score the usual solitary FreakyStunningWhereTheFuckDidThatOneComeFrom goal then that should be considered a piss-poor failure against a defence that fookin LEAKS goals. At which point a proper big bloke up front - even if he has the temerity to ask for wages of some sort - becomes a proper essential, rather than a nice-to-have. Watch closely on Saturday our season may well depend on it.

Doesn't look good for us now that we are 0-3 down to this Joke team!

 

[jevs]

Didn't you rip the piss outta Leeds after their big game predictions fell flat on their arses.....what goes around comes around

Never under estimate the underdog

 

[Spicy2]

They don't look like clowns to me today though