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Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,630
 




Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,630
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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PFJ

Not the JPF ..splitters !
Jun 22, 2010
994
The Port of Noddy Holder
Totally undecided on my exit music . Anything from Stone Dead Forever by Motorhead or Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morriconne.

However , I know that when the curtain draws over the coffin , I want the sound effect of The Tardis taking as my final swansong .
 




RexCathedra

Aurea Mediocritas
Jan 14, 2005
3,509
Vacationland
Missed the obvious, you lot.

Harry Nilsson, "Jump Into the Fire".

 




Socialist Sid

New member
Oct 20, 2012
702
The Kremlin
Not music, but at Brodie's funeral, ( the landlord at the Duke of Wellington, Shoreham ) just before the curtains closed was played the famous line of commentary from Kenneth Wolstenholme.

'They think it's all over.....,it is now"

Magnificent.
 


A mex eyecan

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2011
3,872
I've had my instructions put in my will and that is that just as the curtains close they shoot back open really fast, my coffin has a pop up picture of me with really outlandish 'music hall make up' pasted on it and to be accompanied by Wham, singing 'wake me up before you go go'
 


Hugh'sDad

New member
Nov 29, 2011
577
'Ove
This piece.......sombre, moving, and reminiscent of happy days in mexico - and not a little groovy.

 






Trevor

In my Fifties, still know nothing
NSC Patron
Dec 16, 2012
2,267
Milton Keynes
Pink Floyd - Great Gig In the Sky first
The reflective one after a loved one has said a few words Chas & Dave - The Sideboard Song
As the coffin leaves - Movin On Up
 


thedonkeycentrehalf

Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
Jul 7, 2003
9,340
I was at a funeral service where they played this, there is a special sanitised version with "...life's a piece of grit...." substituted I learned.

I was a one where the deceased specifically requested the real version. The vicar (who knew my friend quite well) made a point of telling us this was the special request and he rolled his eyes (I'm sure for comic effect) when it got to the 'rude' words.

Worthing Crematorium has over 16,000 pieces of music on its computer system, I once had Sid Vicious My Way as we were bringing the coffin in, it wasnt until we were all ready to go that I remembered that Sid had slightly changed Paul Anka's lyrics, but no one batted an eye lid as the 'c' word blasted out from the speakers.

I saw that system a few years ago and there are so many songs on there that many would deem inappropriate.

Personally, as the curtain comes round and I head off on Brucie's final conveyabelt I would like Razorlight's Somewhere Else to be played.
 










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