[Albion] Crawley

[Red Side Of Sussex]

Get this thick troll off our website.

Ooh ,please don't ,..melt .

 

[Red Side Of Sussex]

Talking of which, are you still here? That 4-0 defeat in your cup final must really be stinging.

I’ll leave you to it now. I’ve got Arsenal on Saturday to worry about. And I see you have *checks notes* Barnsley.

Might be a better use of your time to teach your ultras how to throw jelly tots at Yorkshiremen, rather than hanging round on someone else’s forum?

Toodles.

Yeah nearly finished be gone soon .
Nice chatting to everyone for a little bit .
Anyway ,break a leg as they say ,ooh silly me ,forgot .

 

[BN9 BHA]

Talking of which, are you still here? That 4-0 defeat in your cup final must really be stinging.

Can we keep him? Definitely got a good sense of humour after reading post #361
Laughed at that post more than anything our resident comedy troll from Lyme Regis has posted for the last 2 years

 

[Shaktarman]

Yeah nearly finished be gone soon .
Nice chatting to everyone for a little bit .
Anyway ,break a leg as they say ,ooh silly me ,forgot .

And you’ve just proved why you lot have deservedly been given the tag of low life scumbags - bye bye now

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Yeah nearly finished be gone soon .
Nice chatting to everyone for a little bit .
Anyway ,break a leg as they say ,ooh silly me ,forgot .

Out of interest is that dive of a pub The White Hart still going? I worked in creepy for 13 years and had the misfortune of having to visit it many times.

 

[Red Side Of Sussex]

Out of interest is that dive of a pub The White Hart still going? I worked in creepy for 13 years and had the misfortune of having to visit it many times.

Yeah it's still there and yeah still a dive .

 

[osgood]

Out of interest is that dive of a pub The White Hart still going? I worked in creepy for 13 years and had the misfortune of having to visit it many times.

I used to use the white hart at lunchtimes til about 20 years ago , thought it was the best pub there by a long way ! ..... mind you , the rest of them ...

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I used to use the white hart at lunchtimes til about 20 years ago , thought it was the best pub there by a long way ! ..... mind you , the rest of them ...

Blimey what job did you do? Drinking lunch times?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Can we keep him? Definitely got a good sense of humour after reading post #361
Laughed at that post more than anything our resident comedy troll from Lyme Regis has posted for the last 2 years

Also, he seems to have mastered the reply button since his clusterfuck of an attempt to reply to you in post 339. It'd be a shame to waste all the effort that's gone into this afternoon/evening.

He might access some of the higher brain functions like sentience if we let him stay a while.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Blimey what job did you do? Drinking lunch times?

Given it was twenty years ago, I'd guess brain surgeon.

 

[GT49er]

No, I don't think it's ok ,however ,it was a mildly clummsy attempt to win the ball cleanly .Not the players fault if the opportent passes the ball before he's ready to tackle .He didn't actually wink and smile after the incident , he actually has a mild disposition that makes him blink and twitch after he's kicked someone .

What ball? There wasn't a ball with feet of the tackle.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Can we keep him? Definitely got a good sense of humour after reading post #361
Laughed at that post more than anything our resident comedy troll from Lyme Regis has posted for the last 2 years

He might make an interesting pet so long as he doesn’t come on here every time Williams maims someone or they get stuffed.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

At last a sensible post and not the hysterical over reaction from so many melts on here
A premier league team comes up against a league one side and shock ,horror it's a little to physical and they're actually putting themselves about .Its interesting the Brighton manager said before the game he was treating it like a Premier league match ,well league one teams aren't Premier league and will be more physical because the difference in standard between the players is very noticeable.
Crawley played some good football but the movement of the ball from Brighton players was so quick and at times the Crawley players were struggling to keep up with it .Its why there was some shitt pulling and a few late tackles ..Take away the Jay Williams tackle on O Riley ,which was a bad challenge,it wasn't an overly dirty match .Even the red card wasn't that bad ,the Brighton player was up on his feet in 20 seconds and shrugged it off .
Jay Williams is an aggressive tackler ,he plays like that most of the time ,In your face ,letting the opposition know he's there etc etc .Doesn't mean the challenge was ok ,but don't use that to slag off the whole team ,fans and as usual the town itself ....As I say there were a few tired tackles and pulls and tugs because as Crawley players tired the Brighton players went up a gear and the movement and quick passing was the difference between premier league players and league one /two players.

As for the Brighton fans ,Jesus ,do they take sleeping tablets before they go to games .
Did the noisier ones stay at home for this game .Funny lot of supporters ,seems a very middle class vibe and happy clappy feel about the place .
I won't even talk about the trains ,jesus ,no wonder you lot are so quiet ,to busy planning wondering if you need to leave 20 minutes early to avoid the wait .
I won't wish you well for the season nor will I hope you tumble back to the championship,where you really do belong because for all the melts on here trying to get some kind of rivalry started Crawley just aren't interested , Brighton have never been on the radar in the town and never will be ,not untill you eventually slip down the leagues and we get to play you more often.
Oh ,sort the parking out in Brighton and tidy up London Road and do something with the graffiti and replace the pebbled beach with sand blah.blah ,blah.

Forget all your blah blah the fact Crawley is the arsehole of Sussex is true. I speak as someone who had to be born there. London authorities buying up good green land and building the likes of Broadfield and Bewbush. They are slums.

 

[Napper]

Crawley like a shitter reading fans wise

 

[Invicta]

Blimey what job did you do? Drinking lunch times?

20 yrs ago, every job in London !!

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

20 yrs ago, every job in London !!

Oh yes those great people thinking they run the country. Meanwhile proper hard-working people kept the country running by WORKING

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I was in a pub in Crawley once and someone asked if if could move my chair out the way because they wanted to take a run up at one of those punch bag machines they normally have at funfairs.

 

[Skaville]

Yeah it's still there and yeah still a dive .

You talking about Crawley in general or just the pub?

 

[sparkie]

Blimey what job did you do? Drinking lunch times?

In the good old days it was almost compulsory to have beers in our lunch hours. It was universal.

Then someone decided that "progress" was needed in the office and here we are.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

In the good old days it was almost compulsory to have beers in our lunch hours.

Then someone decided that "progress" was needed and here we are.

You'll be pleased to know as an aircraft engineer at LGW we took some responsibility