CRAP joke of the day from people bored at work

[El Presidente]

Patien

"Doctor Dcotor, I keep getting the urge to drive to a German sausage factory"

Doctor

"I think you've taken a turn for the Wurst"



Beat that for CRAPNESS compadres.

 

[Easy 10]

Courtesy of one of my Christmas crackers (my god this is shit, but wholly within the context of this thread)

Why don't ducks fly upside down ?

Because they'd quack up.




I did warn you.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Courtesy of one of my Christmas crackers (my god this is shit, but wholly within the context of this thread)

Why don't ducks fly upside down ?

Because they'd quack up.




I did warn you.

Guitar Hero Freebird Level 2( medium) 112,490 and a very sore wrist

:guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:

 

[El Presidente]

Patient

"Doctor Doctor I think I am Tom Jones"

Doctor

"It's not unusual"

 

[Common as Mook]

What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot you f***ing racist.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?














Roberto

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

rape

what's worse than rape?

the holocaust

 

[rospants]

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

















Roberto

 

[El Presidente]

What do you call two Mexican carpetfitters?


Underlay, Underlay

 

[dougdeep]

Why don't elephants like penguins?

 

[Bluejuice]

Can't get the wrappers off

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog

- OK, get up on the couch

- I'm not allowed on the couch

 

[bhaexpress]

Doctor, Doctor I've got a cricket ball up my arse.

Howzat ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What did the spanish fireman call his two kids?

Jose and Hose B

 

[pasty]

Doctor doctor, I've got wind, can you give me anything

Yes, here's a kite

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- Doctor, doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum

- I've got some cream for that

 

[Hiney]

Doctor Doctor, I appear to have a lettuce sticking out of my Arse

Oh Dear, that's just the tip of the Iceberg

 

[algie]

What do you call a chinese paedophile?























Pokemyung

 

[pasty]

Patient: Doctor doctor, I keep covering myself in gold paint.
Doctr: don't worry, it's just a gilt complex

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bloke in a wheelchair, uh, wheels, into Boots, chucks a packet of Tampax on the counter and shouts: 'I DEMAND a full refund! NOW! It said on the box I'd be able to run, swim and play tennis'