CRAP joke of the day from people bored at work

[Hiney]

Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains

Just pull yourself together Man!

 

[dougdeep]

I wish I hadn't bought Tom that joke book for christmas.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Doctor, Doctor, everbody keeps ignoring me.



Next!

 

[Buzzer]

what's ET short for?

'cause he's got little legs.

 

[El Presidente]

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?

A: Doyouthinkhesaurus

 

[Nemesis]

An Irishman taking his driving test was asked what a Yellow Line means. "It means you can't park there at all". And a Double Yellow Line? You can't park there at all, at all.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm invisable.


Who said that?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

what's ET short for?

'cause he's got little legs.

Why are pirates called pirates?



Cause they AAAAAARRGGHHHH

 

[Nemesis]

Two fish in a tank.

One says to the other

......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What's the definition of suspicious?
















Two nuns doing press ups in a cucumber field.