Could a terrorist be living/staying next door to you?

[Lady Whistledown]

there's a scum supporter across the road

If You Suspect It: Report It

 

[Yes Chef]

I used to live on Ashford Road in Eastbourne in the late 90s early 2000, the same street as this wanker Khalid Masoor
Can't say I ever specifically recall seeing him.
However, on a lighter note, of my neighbours now one is a stunning blonde and not in the least bit terrorising and on the other side is a 50+ divorcee who sometimes snores so loudly I can hear him in my living room.
I'll let you guess which one I'm friendly with and which one I'm willing to frame for supposed nefarious activities

 

[crookie]

I used to live on Ashford Road in Eastbourne in the late 90s early 2000, the same street as this wanker Khalid Masoor
Can't say I ever specifically recall seeing him.
However, on a lighter note, of my neighbours now one is a stunning blonde and not in the least bit terrorising and on the other side is a 50+ divorcee who sometimes snores so loudly I can hear him in my living room.
I'll let you guess which one I'm friendly with and which one I'm willing to frame for supposed nefarious activities

Depends whether or not you're a 50+ female divorcee I suppose !!

 

[ferring seagull]

Not a terrorist but an absolute sh**h*** !

If it was a terrorist I would do my civic duty !

 

[pasty]

Hmm. Next door we have a male gay couple. Although they are both cabin crew, so the gay thing could just be a cover story to keep suspicion down to a minimum as they gather intelligence whilst flying round the word as cabin crew.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Hmm. Next door we have a male gay couple. Although they are both cabin crew, so the gay thing could just be a cover story to keep suspicion down to a minimum as they gather intelligence whilst flying round the word as cabin crew.

Indeed. Could well be suicide bummers. (Am I allowed to say that?).

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Sally Taylor has an incredibly large hooter.

FACT

I feel she may have fallen out a tree or two.

 

[Megazone]

Probably sneezing, translation gazuntite.

He also claims to work in a health spa, but I noticed he had 'TheRapist' written across his 'work' shirt.

He ticks all the boxes.

 

[AmexRuislip]

He also claims to work in a health spa, but I noticed he had 'TheRapist' written across his 'work' shirt.

He ticks all the boxes.

Righty Ho!
I'll genuinely, take your word for it

 

[Megazone]

Righty Ho!
I'll genuinely, take your word for it

Good. Time that ginger, freckly, annoying neighbour of mine gets his karma.

Always thought he was a terrorist.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I ask you ..... where's she going to hide a knife or a gun

View attachment 83088

* And yes, it really is my next door neighbour !

F*** off is it

Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk

 

[BBassic]

There's a young family living above us. The kids look proper shifty.

 

[Marty McFly]

Empty house - could be ideal for them to convert into a training camp / factory.

 

[half time scores]

Beryl across the road from us is always going off on what she calls 'Saga Cruises' but I have my suspicions, just because she is 88 that's no bar to being radicalised is it?

Believe me, steer well clear of Saga louts

 

[WATFORD zero]

There are people living in my house (including me) who have been investigated by the security services ... but we weren't deemed to be terrorists.

As far as I know.

But everyone who was anyone was investigated by the security services back then

 

[Chicken Run]

Unlikely, the waist of space next door to me can barely motivate himself to get out of bed each day, if he does it's for fags and booze the sponger!! Thinks it's funny that he hasn't done a days work in his life.....

 

[daveinprague]

Neighbours on both sides are former members of the military - so very doubtful.

Whose??

 

[whitelion]

Whose??

Whose what?

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I don't think so. Unless terrorists now come in the form of 5ft-tall women in their eighties whose favourites pastimes include visiting garden centres.

Does she buy a lot of fertilizer?

 

[daveinprague]

Whose what?

Whose military !