completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Buzzer]

Tony Meola's Loan Spell was recently nominated for a special FA award, for his selfless campaign to stop people using foul and abusive language at Football League matches.

Hahahaha!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"Frank settled down out in the Valley and he hung his wild years in a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead"

Frank put on a top forty station,
got on the Hollywood Freeway
headed North.

Never could stand that dog.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Lord Bracknell has a part-time winter job as a department store Santa.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

London Irish is always right.

 

[Questions]

At the age of 13 Buzzer once stole £ 1.75 from his mothers purse to buy some rouge lipstick and mascara.

 

[Titanic]

Titanic was once arrested for rambling naked on the breckon beacons.

I feel I must protest! I was never 'arrested'.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

British Bulldog did ballet after school

 

[Titanic]

Franks Wild Years weren't, so his username is actually rather wistful.

 

[Frutos]

THPP has a tattoo of the English flag.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

Frutos's name is not from the former Albion winger but named after an interesting episode with a large fruit whilst on holiday in Australia.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Frutos's name is not from the former Albion winger but named after an interesting episode with a large fruit whilst on holiday in Australia.

Amsterdam Albion once built an entire dam out of hamsters.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

Amsterdam Albion once built an entire dam out of hamsters.

Close it was actually empty Amstel beer bottles!

 

[The Large One]

THPP's nose is made of inept melancholy.

 

[Frutos]

The Large One is actually not large at all.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

The Complete Badger is neither complete as he only has 3 legs nor is he a badger he is in fact a pig

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Kylie's Stunt Arse is an anagram

 

[Cian]

Frutos listens to country music as a form of exotic self-torture to further his masochist games.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

MYOB was locked in the cellar of PC World from the age of three to eighteen by his evil parents

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Buzzer buys all his underwear at Primark and has NEVER used guyliner.

SAFEWAY has won the "most STYLISH footwear" award 27 times.

TLO does NOT need a bib when eating pasties or pies.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

Buzzer shops at PRIMARK.

I thought this was just for fun!