completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[hans kraay fan club]

shhhh

 

[Questions]

Harty once did a lot of good work for charidee.

 

[The Large One]

Edna Krabappel once made it snow.

 

[Mendoza]

The Complete Badger got his name from spending his childhood as the hand inside "badger" made famous by Bodger and Badger

 

[Questions]

shhhh

Its 17.44 Hans.

15 denier tonight ?

 

[Buzzer]

questions invented leg warmers

 

[Jahooli]

It's easy to spot Mendoza as HB&B follows him around at an unvarying twelve metres wearing rubbish as a disguise

 

[Buzzer]

you know that Bars Mar?

That's you, that is

 

[Trigger]

Mendoza was once asked for an autograph by Sir Geoff Hirst.

 

[Mendoza]

Trigger once scored 5,284 for 3 on Brian Lara Cricket, it took him 9 days and he forgot to turn up to work

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Simster was once Thora Hird's stunt double during the making of the Stenna Stairlift adverts.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Buzzer was in The Ruts and also spent 3 years in a spanish brothel as a madam.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

1066 once kissed a girl, and he liked it, which is in itself strange, as he's never liked the taste of cherry chapsticks before.

 

[Mendoza]

Withdean Wanderer has a 19ft bronze statue of Doug Loft in his back garden

 

[Trigger]

edna krabapple once handcuffed me!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Edna dresses up as a civilian for sexy role play.

 

[Trigger]

The Large One dresses up as Gully on matchdays.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Edna wears stab proof knickers.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tony Meola's Loan Spell was recently nominated for a special FA award, for his selfless campaign to stop people using foul and abusive language at Football League matches.

 

[Jahooli]

"Frank settled down out in the Valley and he hung his wild years in a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead"