completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Buzzer]

Buzzer once got turned on by a woman with a wooden leg

that's kind of true though

Fragglegull has a tattoo on his arse of Windsor davies

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Nibble was once the star of one man & his dog but got fired for getting involved with one of his flock

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hiney, not through any medical condition, but purely out of choice, wears incontinence pants.

 

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Mendoza has deformed genitals and shows them off when drunk.

 

[Trigger]

Danny Seagull had the chop and breast reduction when she/he was 18.

 

[Buzzer]

14th eye has a part time job as a lollipop man at top girl's school Roedean

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

TLO once had to perform the hindleap manoevre on Bernard Manning

 

[The Large One]

TLO once had to perform the Heimlich manoevre on Bernard Manning

...forcing Arthur to be spat out.

 

[Buzzer]

TLO once had to perform the hindleap manoevre on Bernard Manning

Do we even want to know what the hindleap manoeuvre is?*shudder*

 

[fragglegull]

danny seagull eats nothing but pineapple

 

[Nibble]

Buzzer was once suspended from the National Pub Quiz League for calling his team "The Window Lickers". He has since been re-instated as he agreed to change the team name to "Wops, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

When buzzer was 11, he was suspended from Brighton College, for propositioning one of the dinner ladies.

 

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Lord Bracknall once shat out an entire walnut untouched.

 

[The Large One]

HKFC once drubbed Simon Groom at Pocket Simon

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Nibble, is in real life, oscar winner Forrest Whitaker, and is just on here 'researching a part'.

 

[Nibble]

Danny Seagull can sleep standing up with his eyes open

 

[Hiney]

Buzzer was once suspended from the National Pub Quiz League for calling his team "The Window Lickers". He has since been re-instated as he agreed to change the team name to "Wops, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brilliant

Hove Bron & Bred was once a Roadie for Erasure

 

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Nibble once appeared on an episode of Jeremy Kyle entitled "So I blew a horse"

 

[Nibble]

HKFC accomponied me to the 2002 Oscar ceremony where he actually beat me in the Best Female Wearing Plaid category.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

At least 3 regular posters are convicted murderers.
1 is a Great Train Robber
6 have convictions for animal cruelty
7 have driving bans
2 of the women were part of a kiss and tell sex scandal
3 never eat peas
and 5 are in love with Ashley Cole